The AFC Richmond boys at the beginning of season three:

Dani: God, Trent Crimm is so scary. You were right

Roy: We have to talk about the things he could use to pull us apart

O’Brien: Okay, erm, I have been banned for my lifetime from Lake Ontario. Don't ask

Isaac: Okay. What else do you have?

Jan: My fear of pears

Everyone else:

Isaac: Okay, you're afraid of pears

Jan: And pear-shaped people

Isaac: Uh, that’s interesting

Jamie: I'm not convinced I know how to read, I’ve just memorized a lot of words

Colin: The doctors say I might grow another 18 inches

Isaac: That's a different image of you. I'm gonna get past that. I'm past it

Bumbercatch: The moon landing…which is obviously fake—

Isaac: No, it's not obviously fake. What? Are you crazy?!

Bumbercatch: The moon landing’s definitely fake by the way. The shadows are off!

Roy: No, they’re not!

Bumbercatch: Uh, yes they are, I looked at photos on the internet

Sam trying to calm everyone down: Bumbercatch, that’s—

Bumbercatch: The shadows are off!

Isaac: The shadows are not off! Those photos are photoshopped—

Bumbercatch: That’s not true!

Roy: People do that as a joke to trick stupid people!

Bumbercatch, sarcastically: Oh, yeah, you can just photoshop stuff—

Dani: Wait a minute… He’s doing it already, he’s getting in our heads!

Jamie: Unbelievable, good call

Isaac: Okay, this is good. Let’s keep going

Roy: I totally agree, okay

Richard: I’m definitely sexually attracted to ladybugs

Isaac: …Okay

Dixon: I’m weirdly good at volleyball

Colin: I believe horses are from outer space

Will: I believe that too!

#ted lasso #ted lasso apple tv #ted lasso incorrect quotes #source: new girl #trent crimm #dani rojas #roy kent #tom o’brien #isaac mcadoo #jan maas #jamie tartt #colin hughes #moe bumbercatch #sam obisanya #richard montlaur #arlo dixon #will kitman #will the kitman

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Random Ted Lasso headcanons because…why not:

Roy is an absolutely PHENOMENAL cook
On the other hand, Isaac can’t cook for shit like my guy burns water EXCEPT for breakfast foods. Isaac makes the best pancakes, waffles, French toast, etc.
Ted and Higgins both go to pride every year and wear a “Free Dad Hugs” shirt
When Frozen came out, Phoebe forced Roy to watch it so many times that he could’ve probably quoted it word for word (he took her to see Frozen 2 and ended up running into Trent and his daughter)
Whenever Trent’s daughter plays pretend with him and hands him an imaginary phone, he always comes up with the WILDEST scenarios for their game
One time at team karaoke (which became a pretty regular thing after the Everton F.C. match), Jamie and Colin sang Agony from Into the Woods and Jamie did the choreography (he definitely didn’t learn it because he rewatched the musical so. many. times. because he had a crush on Chris Pine *wink* *wink*)
Ted made the mistake of showing Me Before You at a team movie night one time and the entire team was sobbing by the end
Bumbercatch is the jumpiest mf ever but LOVES horror movies
One of Jamie’s favorite movies is Dead Poets Society and his favorite character was Neil (he was inconsolable when he watched it the first time and Neil died)
Beard knew about Trent’s crush on Ted and teased him about it every time he got flustered around Ted
The only times Roy isn’t the princess when he plays Princess and Dragon with Phoebe is when Jamie plays with her (Roy has SO MANY pictures of Jamie dressed as the princess on his phone and one is his wallpaper)
We all know that Jamie’s bi awakening was Roy and Keeley but Will’s was Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher in the Star Wars movies
Will was raised by a single mom who he loves more than anything (I saw someone else hc this and it makes so much sense)
Bumbercatch LOVES Buzzfeed Unsolved True Crime/BU Supernatural and low key religiously listens to a true crime podcast

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MORE RANDOM HCS

Keeley LOVES the Kiera Knightly Pride and Prejudice (the Mr. Darcy hand flex is one of her favorite parts)
Dani always reposts the chain posts/posts tiktoks to the “if you don’t use this audio your mom will have the worst day ever” type audios and the rest of the team hates him for it because they feel like they have to repost them too so they don’t have bad luck
Sam’s tiktok fyp is 99% dog videos
Sam watched the Ratatouille musical
Zorreaux and Richard have had multiple arguments in French because Richard insults Canadian French
Rebecca, Trent, and Keeley regularly meet up for Girl Talk™
Keeley is that one girl that finds out EVERYTHING about the guy her friend is seeing and everyone is so confused and concerned about how she gets the information
Phoebe made friendship bracelets for the entire team including Rebecca, Roy, Beard, Keeley, Will, Ted, Trent, and Higgins
Roy and Beard both have hair ties in their desks for Trent and Dani
For a solid week of the first pride month after Colin came out to the team, the guys did ANYTHING for Colin to be Allies™ (and he low key took advantage of it)
Will has a little sister who is significantly younger than him and the team LOVES her
Ted let his stubble grow out a little bit one time and Trent’s brain short circuited
Roy loves the muppets (shout out to Brett Goldstein’s love of the muppets)
Jamie realized he still had a crush on Roy after he listened to the Harry Styles version of Girl Crush (he cried)
Jamie’s go to song on Just Dance when he was younger was Eye Of The Tiger by Survivor
Isaac will NEVER tell anyone but he could sing the first two Pitch Perfect riff offs word for word (Colin knows (Flashlight played on the radio one time and Isaac got HEATED talking about how Emily ruined the second riff off by singing her original song))
When Speak Now (Taylor’s Version) came out, the guys had a listening party (Jamie will deny it but he cried when Never Grow Up played)
after Mom City, Roy always tried to check in on Jamie to make sure he was eating
Will’s favorite Taylor Swift album is either Debut or Speak Now

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Colin watched Doctor Who and had the BIGGEST crush on David Tennant (the only episode he will not watch is Waters of Mars)
Jamie has watched Heartstopper and he cried when Nick came out to his mom (this prompted him to come out to his mom and Simon)
Will has seen Good Omens and he stayed up to watch season two (he cried)
Roy has also seen both seasons of Good Omens but he read the book first (he didn’t tell Will)
Jamie and Will are both huge Marvel fans and their favorite superhero is Spiderman (Will’s favorite is Tobey Maguire, Jamie’s is Andrew Garfield)
Phoebe (and Roy but he will never admit he helped) made Jamie the “I am Kenough” sweatshirt from the Barbie movie
Bumbercatch is on Wordle tiktok
Ted really likes the bad lip reading videos
Jamie can sing and play guitar
Isaac can play piano
I don’t know which one but, Will can play a woodwind instrument
Dani and Keeley are astrology girlies and have everyone’s star signs memorized
Keeley and Jamie dragged Roy to watch the Barbie movie and Oppenheimer
Jan drinks straight milk
Beard is Henry’s godfather
Beard sleepwalks and sleep talks
Jamie has night terrors
Beard and Ted taught the team the Cotton Eye Joe dance
Bumbercatch watched all of Corpse Husbands horror story videos
Isaac has three sisters (he’s the second oldest)
O’Brien watches the Great British Baking Show
the whole team plays Stardew Valley and regularly visit each other’s farms
Will needs glasses but wears contacts instead

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Jamie: Hey Coach, are you wearing your running bottoms…and your hoodie?

Isaac: Coach are you going for a run?

Ted: *nods*

Trent: Have fun!

Keeley: Oh my god what is wrong with Ted, Trent?

Rebecca: Yeah, what happened, are you guys okay?

Trent: Ted is going for a run. If anything we should be asking what is right with Ted

Sam: He only goes running if he’s upset

Colin: And he’s wearing his sad hoodie

Zoreaux: and by the looks of it, it’s been washed

Dani: which is bone chilling

Trent: He’s fine, everything’s okay

Beard: I JUST PASSED TED ON THE STREET! RUNNING! ON PURPOSE! OH MY GOD

Trent: Maybe I was wrong

Beard: TED! ARE YOU OKAY?! I SEE YOU!! AND I LOVE YOU

Trent: In my defense, no one here emotes in a normal way

Roy: That’s fair

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Random Ted Lasso headcanons because…why not:

Roy is an absolutely PHENOMENAL cook
On the other hand, Isaac can’t cook for shit like my guy burns water EXCEPT for breakfast foods. Isaac makes the best pancakes, waffles, French toast, etc.
Ted and Higgins both go to pride every year and wear a “Free Dad Hugs” shirt
When Frozen came out, Phoebe forced Roy to watch it so many times that he could’ve probably quoted it word for word (he took her to see Frozen 2 and ended up running into Trent and his daughter)
Whenever Trent’s daughter plays pretend with him and hands him an imaginary phone, he always comes up with the WILDEST scenarios for their game
One time at team karaoke (which became a pretty regular thing after the Everton F.C. match), Jamie and Colin sang Agony from Into the Woods and Jamie did the choreography (he definitely didn’t learn it because he rewatched the musical so. many. times. because he had a crush on Chris Pine *wink* *wink*)
Ted made the mistake of showing Me Before You at a team movie night one time and the entire team was sobbing by the end
Bumbercatch is the jumpiest mf ever but LOVES horror movies
One of Jamie’s favorite movies is Dead Poets Society and his favorite character was Neil (he was inconsolable when he watched it the first time and Neil died)
Beard knew about Trent’s crush on Ted and teased him about it every time he got flustered around Ted
The only times Roy isn’t the princess when he plays Princess and Dragon with Phoebe is when Jamie plays with her (Roy has SO MANY pictures of Jamie dressed as the princess on his phone and one is his wallpaper)
We all know that Jamie’s bi awakening was Roy and Keeley but Will’s was Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher in the Star Wars movies
Will was raised by a single mom who he loves more than anything (I saw someone else hc this and it makes so much sense)
Bumbercatch LOVES Buzzfeed Unsolved True Crime/BU Supernatural and low key religiously listens to a true crime podcast

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MORE RANDOM HCS

Keeley LOVES the Kiera Knightly Pride and Prejudice (the Mr. Darcy hand flex is one of her favorite parts)
Dani always reposts the chain posts/posts tiktoks to the “if you don’t use this audio your mom will have the worst day ever” type audios and the rest of the team hates him for it because they feel like they have to repost them too so they don’t have bad luck
Sam’s tiktok fyp is 99% dog videos
Sam watched the Ratatouille musical
Zorreaux and Richard have had multiple arguments in French because Richard insults Canadian French
Rebecca, Trent, and Keeley regularly meet up for Girl Talk™
Keeley is that one girl that finds out EVERYTHING about the guy her friend is seeing and everyone is so confused and concerned about how she gets the information
Phoebe made friendship bracelets for the entire team including Rebecca, Roy, Beard, Keeley, Will, Ted, Trent, and Higgins
Roy and Beard both have hair ties in their desks for Trent and Dani
For a solid week of the first pride month after Colin came out to the team, the guys did ANYTHING for Colin to be Allies™ (and he low key took advantage of it)
Will has a little sister who is significantly younger than him and the team LOVES her
Ted let his stubble grow out a little bit one time and Trent’s brain short circuited
Roy loves the muppets (shout out to Brett Goldstein’s love of the muppets)
Jamie realized he still had a crush on Roy after he listened to the Harry Styles version of Girl Crush (he cried)
Jamie’s go to song on Just Dance when he was younger was Eye Of The Tiger by Survivor
Isaac will NEVER tell anyone but he could sing the first two Pitch Perfect riff offs word for word (Colin knows (Flashlight played on the radio one time and Isaac got HEATED talking about how Emily ruined the second riff off by singing her original song))
When Speak Now (Taylor’s Version) came out, the guys had a listening party (Jamie will deny it but he cried when Never Grow Up played)
after Mom City, Roy always tried to check in on Jamie to make sure he was eating
Will’s favorite Taylor Swift album is either Debut or Speak Now