Ted: Are you two drunk?
Isaac: Absolutely
Rebecca: It’s 2 o’clock in the afternoon
Colin: It’s 5 o’clock somewhere
Isaac: Happy gay month cause you know you gay and stuff
Colin: Okay, thank you Isaac
Isaac: Here you go gay balloon cause it got all the colors cause it's gay
Colin: Isaac-
Isaac: and I got skittles cause it got a rainbow on it
Colin: Okay
Isaac: and I got the cookie cake it says “be who you are”
Colin and Isaac: for your pride
Colin: Thanks, this is my Pride Month- why did you do this? Why are you doing this?
Isaac: why cause you're gay
Trent: Colin Hughes and Isaac McAdoo. Friends so close they once graced the cover of Friends Weekly, a pretend magazine of their own design
Colin: That's one of my biggest fears.
Isaac: What is?
Colin: If I ever, like, woke up as a doughnut...
Isaac: You would eat yourself.
Colin: I wouldn't even question it.