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borrelia

if you donate one single us dollar to the unrwa, you will have donated more money than you would have by clicking that stupid arab.orb link every day for four and a half years. yes, they do actually donate money to the unrwa, but even with tens of thousands of clicks, most of that money is the baseline $90 they send every quarter. from 2023 quarter 4, half a million clicks turned into $380.57. maths out to six hundreths of one cent per click. just donate to unrwa.

Highlighting the additional comment from the OP.

Click if that’s what you can give! But if you have even a few dollars to spare, please consider giving directly.

honestly, this isn't even a case of needing "a few dollars to spare" - the logic behind the clicks is that even pennies add up, but, as noted above, it's 0.06 cents USD per click, which works out to 22 cents in a year. so even giving, say, 30 cents every month has a bigger impact, and is probably much more practical for you in terms of time/effort/memory. hell, giving 30 cents once is still more.

of course, if you really can't donate, then you can't donate; i'm not trying to wheedle anyone out of financial decisions they made for genuine practical reasons... but i do feel like there's a level of embarrassment around donating low amounts, like you're failing an expectation or even insulting people, and i just want to encourage people to see this less like a grand political gesture and more like a collection box you're passing on the street. if you have $20 on hand and can spare it, great, but if you only have the change from the coffee you bought earlier, that's great too! something is always better than nothing, and this is a collaborative effort. no-one is meant to solve everything themselves. contributing is enough.

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my favorite video of all time ever

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miiilowo

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zis is like a medeval TOGHRTURE.

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One more thing before I go bury myself in a pile of blankets:

To everyone who voted Democrat for the first time, every former trump supporter who voted for Harris, everyone who voted for the first time, every Republican who did not want this result and voted for Harris, thank you.

I got a text from my cousin who has voted third party for decades who voted for a Democrat for the first time yesterday.

My aunt who voted for trump in 2016 and who's husband is a proud MAGA sent me a Snapchat late last night saying she is one of the women who secretly voted for Harris.

A former friend from college who used to be deep in the Republican party posted on Facebook yesterday that he voted for Harris.

I know you aren't the only ones.

I see that you tried.

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Southern queers are just a hypothetical thought exercise to liberals until they meet one. Then, I suddenly get transmisogynistic hate mail for saying that I am one of these people and I don't like being used as a checker piece by the Democrats who've left me to the wolves for my entire life because I'm in a "flyover" state and I don't matter come November.

I am not a slur. Maybe don't touch queer people's post if you or your followers can't handle one fucking word used as a self-descriptor. You probably wouldn't like me calling myself a tranny faggot either, but that's what I am and it ain't a slur in that context.

I am not a fucking slur. I am a queer woman. Fuck off.

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prokopetz

While the Onion buying InfoWars is indeed extremely funny, very few of the posts I've seen commenting on the sale have mentioned that the families of the Sandy Hook victims apparently agreed to voluntarily reduce their lawsuit payout as part of a deal to ensure that the Onion would acquire InfoWars wholesale, rather than having the company broken up and auctioned off piecemeal, as the latter course could potentially have allowed some of those pieces to end up back in the hands of Alex Jones' cronies.

Like, yes, it is in fact very funny that InfoWars is now a wholly owned subsidiary of the Onion, but the real props go out to the Sandy Hook families who saw the opportunity and willingly gave up the additional millions of dollars that could have been realised by stripping InfoWars for parts in order to make that happen.

(EDIT: Fixed a sentence incorrectly suggesting that Clickhole is still affiliated with the Onion – it totally slipped my mind that they'd sold it back in 2020.)

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