this shouldn’t have made me laugh so hard but I almost cried

I feel this with my entire mind body and soul.

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !

when your teacher says you can’t use first person pronouns in your writing

WAIT SHIT

My therapist asked me what I thought my abusive ex was up to nowadays, and apparently “the fuck do I know,and the fuck do I care?” Is the right answer

Why did this get so many notes

Because we’re proud of you.

*applause*

Progress

What

Imma just let this sit here

MOTHA FUCKIN SCIENCE

sources:

Engagdget

DailyTech

CBS

They turned RNA into an anti-virus program. That is amazing.

Let me restate this in case it didn’t sink in the first time

Researchers physically DELETED ALL TRACES of the HIV virus from a human cell.

ALL OF IT.

IF YOU ARE NOT EXCITED ABOUT THAT I DON’T THINK YOU KNOW WHAT HIV IS

oh i am so genius

instead of purchase one sandwich i can purchase the materials (bread, soap, etc) and make more than one sandwich

… soap

the director of god of war 2 and god of war 2018 really just has a tiny horse in his bed

A photo of Pluto, 24 years apart (1994-2018)

Damn our boy glo’d tf up

why don’t any of the wrestling men just bring a glock into the rink

Todd Howard: We always wondered and asked ourselves, “How would a Bethesda game act online?”

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

It’s a search of Google books, but the question still stands, what the Fuck happened in 1870

I CAN ANSWER THIS!!

In the Cornish dialect of English, Pokemon meant ‘clumsy’ (pure coincidence).

In the mid 1800s there was a surge of writing about the Cornish language and dialect in an attempt to preserve them with glossaries and dictionaries being written. I wrote about it HERE.

I just love that this post happened to find the ONE HUMAN ON THE INTERNET who had the answer to this question

This is the fucking funniest thing I’ve ever seen

He a festive boy

Not cursed. This is blessed you fool.