ruins of the past
Basking In Her Greatness
Manwë & Varda (Tolkien universe)
A widdle present for my good friend @cilil who is a firm believer in huge, space momma, Varda. And big on pushing the dom!Varda supremacy hehe. Live your dreams gurl 😌 let this art lead you into more filthy sin (and cutenss too, lets not forget).
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“Turn your face from the green world, and look where all seems barren and cold!” said Gandalf.
Aragorn finds the sapling of the white tree.
merry talks to kids in ithilien like ‘and remember: you’re NEVER too small to fight an unspeakable ancient eldritch horror’ and eowyn says ‘he’s right you’re not’ and faramir’s like PLEASE don’t
merry, a freakishly tall hobbit, says the same to anyone in the shire who will listen and they’re all like ‘that doesn’t sound right but i don’t know enough about unspeakable ancient eldritch horrors to dispute it’
several small hobbit children come to the conclusion that the most unspeakable ancient eldritch horror around is that really big newt that lives in the pond by the Party Field and hijinks ensue
baby hobbit, fumbling with a newt: this is JUST like when mr merry fought the witch king
merry: correct! the witch king of angmar was naught but a wriggling newt unto mine brave and heroic eye!
sam: i wasn’t there but i can guarantee that’s not how it happened
Egalmoth & Ecthelion
Super quick sketches to take a break from painting :>
my first @tolkienrsb entry for 2022! 👀
Celegorm and Aredhel
Éowyn ⚔️💛
Tinúviel the elven-fair, Immortal maiden elven-wise, About him cast her shadowy hair And arms like silver glimmering.
The color symbolism behind standard second age depictions of major first age families demands that Finarfin’s kids be portrayed in yellow, in contrast to Fingolfin’s blue, Feanor’s red, and Thingol’s assortment of greens and dusky purples. Galadriel can’t bring herself to tell the bright eyed young illuminators that her brothers looked good in every color and as a result liked to wear them all at once.
On the other end of the color wheel, the Forces of Evil were mostly represented in orange and black. This was a partial fictionalization— Angband was too chaotic to have a coherent aesthetic other than “Fuck the Valar” and regularly mixed industrial pollution punk with orccore, Frankenstein chic, vulture culture, and an upsetting combo of ice and fire demons. Certainly nothing like the smooth pumpkin satin and black velvet stage outfits used in productions of the Leithian.
These second age portrayals became a weird self-fulfilling prophecy however when one Annatar saw them and got inspired to Steal That Look. New age, new fashion. It’s all black horses from here out.
Actors in Eregion, workshopping the very camp “Operetta of Gorlim” (in which Gorlim must be shirtless and Sauron has an evil cat minion): “Is it a bit much? The all white cake makeup and four foot long jagged swords for the wraiths… are we going too far?”
Their test audience, Actual Sauron: “No, I love it. Add black capes and more leather.”
You said you’d bind yourself to me, forsaking the immortal life of your people.
A hanfu style Fingon for @rdvelveteu on twitter !
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) dir. Peter Jackson
Bilbo: wait I get it now. The dragon is a metaphor for greed and power. We need to ‘defeat’ it by being humble when we get the treasure.
Thorin: Bilbo, for the last time, it’s a real dragon and it has my gold
fëanorian folk song genres
- unnecessarily bloodthirsty campfire singalong
- song about how awesome the high king is, censored to the point it could conceivably be about fingolfin
- i love you but you were killed by orcs and now i will not rest until every last spawn of the pits of angband writhes in agony beneath my feet
- our somewhat abstruse academic disagreement has led to three deaths and multiple riots, this is a perfectly logical progression of events and also you’re still wrong (an old noldorin classic)
- friendly ribbing about those cold-bloods in himring/lunatics in the gap/megalomaniacs in himlad/bean-counters in thargelion/psychopaths in ossiriand (delete as appropriate)
- significantly less friendly ribbing about those pansy-ass followers of fingolfin
- unmasked hostility towards thingol and his stupid girdle
- fuck the valar in general and morgoth in particular
- i like you, you like me, let’s set something on fire
- extremely cheerful ditty about what happens to those who betray the cause
- my fëanorian could totally beat up your fëanorian
- i killed more orcs than you in that battle, prove me wrong
- the old boss was an awesome guy (citation not needed)
- attempt to adapt sound of entire valinorean chamber orchestra to three beaten-up lutes and a whole lot of gumption
- calling morgoth a whiny little bitch for seven hundred stanzas
- when the silmarils are reclaaaimed~
Day 2: Elves, Númenóreans, Gondolin, Silmarils, Balrogs, Loss.
Artanis, veiled in gold