My mom: *barges into my room yelling at me about everything I didn’t do the night before*
Me: “You’re somebody that I don’t know! Taking shots at me like it’s petrone! And I’m just like damn, it’s 7 A.M.! You need to calm down, like you’re being too loud. You need to just stop, like can you just not step on my gown???”
#sacred texts#actual things my mom has said#you need to calm down#taylor swift#im screaming#yeah this#ima do this i stg#pride 2019#the poetry of this is vey macklemore-esque?#like its almost iambic pentameter but not quite#but like almost#im goin 38 dan chill the fuck out. mow your damn lawn and sit the hell down#alternate the verses between taylor and mac and they go togeter perfectly actually#lsjfhshfdjkdhdkkakf#its true