one time i was in a pub in london and saw lemonade on the menu and i was like mmmm lemonade!!! but i’ve been to australia and been tricked before so i was like hey is this actual lemonade lemonade or is it just sprite and she was like it’s actual lemonade so i ordered some and she brought it back and it was sprite. i hate england
What the fuck
Us: hey! Here are some things we’re flat-out of and here are the things we’re full of!
Target Corp: well send you some of everything you’ve already got fully stocked, just in case!!!
Us: ...can...we have some of what we’re literally completely out of?
Target Corp: :)))))
Apple:
6/10 - its fine i guess. gets the job done. its a bit shiny which i dont really get but overall its nice. actually kinda pleasing the longer i look at it.
Google:
5/10 - very flat but there is a TINY bit of shading which i hate. choose one. but it still works and gets the point across. its fine.
Microsoft:
7/10 - now normally i hate microsofts giant black borders but it really works for this one i think. its simple. its cute. i like it.
Samsung:
3/10 - why the fuck is it so shiny. thats not a red circle thats a sphere. what the fuck am i supposed to do with a sphere. fuck this.
Twitter:
9/10 - hell yeah. simple. zen. it is kinda dark compared to the rest which im deducting points for. overall hell yeah.
emojidex:
-11000/10 - what the fuck is this. do i even need words. fuck you. this isnt even a circle its 3d. thats a button. its also the fucking shiniest goddamn button ive ever seen. fuck you. fuck this.
Messenger:
0/10 - did you even fucking try
Mozilla:
10/10 - oh my god. thank you. fucking thank you so much. thats a fucking red circle!!! thats what the fuck im talking about babey!!!
*signs up for umber so I can enjoy Red Circle Discourse*
ROBERT DOWNEY JR IS SO SAVAGE!!!!!
Nah man he’s totally right. Every one of those things is a security vulnerability, allowing someone to hack your fridge and use it to mine bitcoins or make pornbots on tumblr.
That’s right - “hot babez in ur area” could be running on someone’s toaster.
I JUST SLAMMED MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL
This local shop must see a lot of choosing beggars. - https://i.imgur.com/RaPPaiM.jpg
God I work at TARGET and people regularly try to haggle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im lov pOrtlann
Archie could LITERALLY NOT be wearing ANY more foundation. I am DEAD it’s SO MUCH
yall those niggas on twitter made an aquarium apologize for calling an otter fat
y’all sensitive asf no 🧢
i’ve been comprimised
i laughed for about 349583492547252 years
I’ve waited 2 years for this post to hit my dash again. Totes worth it
It get better this guy, he wanted to work for the police but they didnt want him because he was to “unfit” now he spends his freetime trolling and running from the police. he is by now a pretty famous comedian and just to show you
thats him dressed up as sonic and blocking real trafic photograph machines and stuff
thats him spraying a guy who smokes in a zone where its forbiden with a fire extungisher
blocking the street with a DIY railway
blind man driving
AND as a snail on a speedway
the backstory behind these is far funner than the stuff he does
wh- why is the other lane of cars driving backwards?
I’m the blind driver
