This is by far my favorite reaction image in the entire internet.

Like this is literlaly me sitting in the break room at work trying to remain calm and professional as I scroll past y’all rambling about tits and bussy and stealing my wig with your gay culture memes and Sherlock mpreg miscarriage on the harry potter train AU fics and your goddamn peppa pig inflation art

I was already down with, “Sherlock mpreg miscarriage on the harry potter train AU fics,” and then you just had to Mortal Kombat Fatality me you just kept going you didn’t stop you didn’t know when to stop

If you’d ever seen peppa pig inflation art you wouldn’t have stopped either

Stole my iPod? Have a custom virus.

warning: long story.

This all took place many years ago when I was a freshman in high school. I had bought an iPod nano (hot shit back then!) with money I had earned by helping my neighbor, and as I didn’t make much, I was pretty protective of it. My scumbag sister had also recognized that it was worth a few hundred. As I later found out, she had stolen it and given it to a friend (temporarily) until the heat was off.

I suspected this immediately when it wasn’t on my desk where I knew I left it. I asked my parents if I had done something that warranted a punishment, but neither had touched it. Clearly, I needed evidence to pin my sister.

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Tumblr be like:

“There appears to be a beaver dam obstructing your flow of internet connection. CODE RED, reboot required!”

“Hard drive is jammed with peanut butter!”

“Windows has detected an intelligence deficit in USER. Consider a system upgrade. Beep Beep!”

*pops open CD tray, responds with “put it in me babe!” every time it opened back up*

OH MY GOD.

I LAUGHED SO HARD I NEARLY SNORTED

THIS IS TUMBLR IN 2018