Anyway here’s what i had to deal with driving home two days ago - within ONE (1) minute I witnessed some old man driving a golf cart down the sidewalk tailgating a group of people who were totally unaware that a motorized fucking vehicle was trailing two feet behind them, and as I rounded the bend I looked through the trees and some ass was driving their Toyota SUV through the golf course? They were literally doing a u-turn on the fucking green???????? Like??? Can we not?????? Can we stay on the roads???? This is a City??? We Live In A Society? And then the next day I was walking home from the auto shop and I walked through the golf course, which is literally owned and operated by the City of Portland™️, on a formal, designated pathway, and I was yelled at by another old man???? Hello???????? I hate this city
My childhood neighborhood is having a major coyote problem... and it’s on the edge of one of the most expensive college campuses in the country...
At 9pm tonight I’m meeting a boy at the university with the highest rape rate in the U.S. wish me luck :)
Some very small, old Hispanic man in an old, beat-up, red Ford pickup actively tried to run me off the interstate at 70mph that day, tailgating me super closely and then trying to swerve into me, screaming violently and pointing at my back bumper. So naturally I slammed on my brakes in the middle of I-5 which caught him way off guard, then waved at him with a big smile and then the middle finger - before immediately going to Starbucks where I told my trans barista all about it
*John Mulaney voice* I trew him off his rydem
👐🏻STREET SMÆRTS👐🏻
I find it ironic somehow that the only place I felt safe pulling over and taking a picture of my car after this happened, was in the front parking lot of one of the most liberal college campuses in the entire US.
ISN’T IT COMFORTING TO KNOW THAT THE UNIVERSITY JUST TWO (2) MILES FROM MY HOUSE IS ITSELF HOME TO THE HIGHEST RATE OF RAPE IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA