me at 14: I cant wait till im in college I have so many plans for life and nothing can stop me :)

Me now: Mm. Me hungey. Me eat macdonal. French frie. Frenchffrie. French frie.

Wow. I do this.......

g*d gave me two dirty little hands and i will use both of them 2 hold small animals, eat hot chip, and make rude gestures at authority figures

This is so fucking chaotic

LFJAHFKHAHFHHAHFJGSJKFJCNDHKDJHAHDJ

he can have my number

hes a starbucks barista ….. not only is he obviously gay but he is also a bottom

Lahgfjgsjfjhsjf catch the tea Sis

Gay male thot jobs

DJ “Stylist” “Model” Party promoter department store retail

those guys on IG that seem to have no job but they’re always traveling and have 150 different speedos.

those are escorts…

Wow the last one really hit me..

bro you just posted cringe! *makes out with you passionately*

I...would do this

adhd is: this is my pile, it is full of things i plan to do something with but havent gotten around to, its very important im so excited to do something with these things at some point

This...this isn’t even hyperbole. At all

bro, you just posted cringe! i am going to fall in love with you

I’ve been laughing for the past two hours

I’m matthew

character who is exactly My Type™️ of fave: exists

me:

Character: has parental figure issues, adopts kids, is gay

Me:

Sabrina The Teenage Witch be like:

The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina be like:

Bitch same

***Where’s the gif of the “WIG OK” gay guy from American idol with Katy Perry, clapping but clearly shook***

oh SHUT UP

R U D E

me

This. This is the best one.

I love this website. Where else can I get called out like this?