Me @ the twink tryna hop on my dick as soon as he opens my front door

“how many times have you even watched that movie”

when my parents ask me point-blank how many times I’ve had sex with men

Packed Trails

My grindr profile is just a link to this video

I really can’t make this up y'all

This happens to me regularly

Correspondence between two Greek men ~600BC (Colorized)

Is this British bc here in America guys send it when you ask for a “face selfie”

This is me on grindr. I’m both of them

im gonna scream this is a park near my house

reading this w the exact same intonation as “found a snail… effervecent”

I’ve done this. Golf course near my house. It was...effervescent

I went to an LGBT+ centre and this sign was hanging up

You weren’t allowed to hug and kiss bc it might make someone uncomfortable. You also couldn’t talk privately with someone because it might make others feel left out

Me, looking at this post: *gay confusion*

Me: *remembers that at my lgbt+ center you aren’t allowed to show ANY public displays of affection that involve contact, even with a persons EXPLICIT CONSENT*

I hate that hardcore inclusion and militant mogai coddling has led to a basically homophobic environment.

Oh a gay man isn’t allowed to hold his partners hand at your LGBT centre? Nevermind he’ll just go to his homophobic parents house because it’ll be exactly the same there!

Tis fucking disguesting

Hi I’m fucking vomiting