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Oh my god I’m so pleased to say this isn’t me 😂
1. Short, curvy, brunette Phillipino girl
2. Short, thin, blonde white girl
3. Short, curvy, brunette white guy
4. Tall, thin, brunette black guy
5. Tall, muscular, blonde white guy
6. Tall, thin, blonde white guy
coherent people are the worst..like stop making sense for one fucking second. say some nonsense every once in a while. literally so boring if i can understand every word you say like shut up or say some dumb shit i swear to god
Me sabotaging all of my healthy long lasting relationships
God I need that shirt
They have one for you too! 😄
It sounds vaguely threatening. I love it.😊
yeeeeeeeeeeikes
My latest for Curbed: The Case Against Lawns
I just realized. I have literally not mowed my lawn in 8 months... like I haven’t even had a lawnmower since July of ‘18! oh my goodness it’s now well into March of ‘19 and it still just looks great. I haven’t even watered it since then... like, maybe once? Does that mean it’s native???
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*Me, walking through life, being gay*
When I’m married someday I want to be so in love that our kids are disgusted
If your “loving” relationship disgusts your kids then you’ve probably caused them trama from exposing them to your toxic relationship with your SO that you’re now rekindling in front of their faces and they hate you for it
max they mean in the lighthearted “eeeeeew moom” way not like fucking in front of them
I genuinely cannot comprehend how they came up with that paragraph
How is this website free
@sylph-sustaining I’m screaming
College roommate hunting is tough. I’m having a lot of trouble finding people that I would get along with who don’t already have a roommate. I also suck at conversations, anyone have anyone have any tips/helpful questions to get conversations started?
Come out as gay and then reconnect with past straight lovers, it worked for me now I have two roommates
meowed on ig
When your friends are trying to pull you out of depression
Roommates are in the group chat talking about the concept of pop-up brothel stores where people can buy used clothing that came out of brothels so I thought I’d interject (:
I woke up at 5am this morning to my ex girlfriend sending me an article about a sex ed class in Chicago that involved a dildo attached to reciprocating saw
