I sent this to my best friend a year ago and just stumbled across it and now I’m sobbing, goodbye
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gimme sammich
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gib bagul
i’m on the verge of tears because i’ve seen this post tons of times but today i realized the second reblog is cheezeburger speak for “give bagel” when i thought it was a dark souls boss name like
My best best best friend from high school just came out as gay and i always loved him so deeply and I gave him my first car and I always told myself To find a guy exactly like him in ALL ways and we had so much and he just told me now like JUST now and I’m crying
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18th century famous people be like: George was born the oldest of 36 children. His father was a shoe farmer and Grand Piano. At just 2 days old, he began his study of medicine and human biology at Oxford fortunately studying under Shakespeare in Berlin, Austria. Shortly after, he conducted his first successful heart transplant at 1.3 years old. He soon became an ordained priest. By the age of 4, he had married his cousin and had 5 children named Emma, all of whom became minstrels except for one who actually turned out to be Charles Dickens. By the end of his career at 28 years old he had written 11,000 books about Julius Caesar which he made into comedic plays and became a world class harmonica, guitar, and spoon player. He died of tripping on his own foot or lead poisoning at 30
I’m sobbing
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i’ve been spending more time on twitter lately which means seeing new and spicy types of discourse, and the latest trend is arguing that “homophobia” is problematic because it’s ableist toward people with clinical phobias, and the substitute word on offer is “queermisia.”
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vaporweird
i said that shit out loud and my furniture started floating
I read this and immediately burst into tears
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This is by far my favorite reaction image in the entire internet.
Like this is literlaly me sitting in the break room at work trying to remain calm and professional as I scroll past y’all rambling about tits and bussy and stealing my wig with your gay culture memes and Sherlock mpreg miscarriage on the harry potter train AU fics and your goddamn peppa pig inflation art
I was already down with, “Sherlock mpreg miscarriage on the harry potter train AU fics,” and then you just had to Mortal Kombat Fatality me you just kept going you didn’t stop you didn’t know when to stop
If you’d ever seen peppa pig inflation art you wouldn’t have stopped either
