I REALLY want to fuck the guy in tumblr mobile’s current Levi’s ad, but I’m honestly getting the vibes that the girl he’s with is about to hardcore peg him, so,,

5 minutes into my shift this morning and I asked my coworker where we should start and he told me we’re stocking the D-block, but in our business we say “push” instead of “stock” so he just said “We’re pushing D” and I almost soiled myself

I made out with a straight guy who told me I was “ugh, um, convincing, maybe,” and looked like the grown-up version of the Stranger Things kid with the lisp UGH this dude was hot

I wore heels at age 11 for a day or two and thats it. Today at 21 I tried on a pair of 6” heels and I walked around without touching them or tripping or falling or overall feeling uncomfortable for maybe fifteen minutes. Hardwood, carpet, up and down stairs... apparently that’s a gift. ❤️❤️🤷🏼‍♂️💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼

Okay, wig, but not only does he have the voice, but Ne-Yo is 👏🏻H👏🏻A👏🏻W👏🏻T👏🏻 😭❤️

Okay you know what. Where is the “stop being a bitch” emoticon

I haven’t talked about it by I can’t fucking take it anymore. My family is falling apart. My sister and her family are moving 2,900 miles away. I’ve taken about 15 shots in the last 2 hours. 10 shots in the first 50 minutes. My sister is slowly (now at the final point) breaking down because of her fucking stupid choice, and the choice of her fucking stupid arrogant conservative republican bitch ass ignorant fucktard husband who says he loves me by won’t go to my wedding IF it’s homosexual because he won’t support it on his own moral basis. Start me on that and I *will* write you an honest essay. I haven’t spoken to him since he told me that, even while in the same room. And for me? That is *beyond* anything I have ever pulled off. This whole epic is breaking my family. I know we’ll be stronger but it’s so hard... it is SO hard right now......... I’m starting to enter a relationship, and He thinks I’m distant, and I’m having to open all this up to him right as we’re starting out what should be a simple romantic part of a budding long-term relationship. I’m crying. I don’t know if I can take anything anymore. I don’t know if I can do it. Any of it. I’ve debated............ I don’t know