male fragility

bonus:

She’s right though. Soir means night

Shut the fuck up his mom just died

Probably out of embarrassment over him messing up bonsoir

men be like my mom just died time to go on a dating app

My mom just died, I deserve overly complicated nudes to satisfy my standards that are way too high for who I am

Every time I read “shut the fuck up his mom just died” / “probably out of embarrassment over him messing up bonsoir” I physically start hyperventilating / having an asthma attack and I actually have to sit down and drink water.

It’s not wrong

I SKIPPED LAUGHING ALTOGETHER AND IMMEDOATELY BURST INTO TEARS

18th century famous people be like: George was born the oldest of 36 children. His father was a shoe farmer and Grand Piano. At just 2 days old, he began his study of medicine and human biology at Oxford fortunately studying under Shakespeare in Berlin, Austria. Shortly after, he conducted his first successful heart transplant at 1.3 years old. He soon became an ordained priest. By the age of 4, he had married his cousin and had 5 children named Emma, all of whom became minstrels except for one who actually turned out to be Charles Dickens. By the end of his career at 28 years old he had written 11,000 books about Julius Caesar which he made into comedic plays and became a world class harmonica, guitar, and spoon player. He died of tripping on his own foot or lead poisoning at 30

I’m sobbing

DELETE

a legend

I NEED ALBUTEROL