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Oh my god I’m so pleased to say this isn’t me 😂
1. Short, curvy, brunette Phillipino girl
2. Short, thin, blonde white girl
3. Short, curvy, brunette white guy
4. Tall, thin, brunette black guy
5. Tall, muscular, blonde white guy
6. Tall, thin, blonde white guy
finals
im actually speechless
I actually did this for math finals
For my English essay we were allowed a sheet of notes so I literally spent a week developing THE perfect essay and then summarising each paragraph into one line of shorthand in tiny writing 100%, A*
in US Government last year our teacher said we could have one notecard to use as a cheat sheet and gave us a whole packet (meaning like 10 pages) of things that would be on our test. he said, and i quote, “there is no way to fit everything youre going to need on there so you better study” i fit every last piece of info on that card and didnt study at all i got an a
moral of the story: dont tell me what i can and cannot do
before my midterm in Modern Physics, my teacher told us a story about how one kid kept switching glasses during an exam. he walked over and the kid had red glasses and blue glasses and kept switching between them because he wrote his notecard in red and blue ink. he made a 3d note card.
y’all do realize, that with the intense effort it takes to plan and create these sheets, that you’re studying, right? you’re totally studying. love, a TA.
The best way to study even if you can’t bring a cheat sheet is to make a cheat sheet and write everything you would write on one if you could have one. It’s an awesome method!
I literally. Did this. In high school
College roommate hunting is tough. I’m having a lot of trouble finding people that I would get along with who don’t already have a roommate. I also suck at conversations, anyone have anyone have any tips/helpful questions to get conversations started?
Come out as gay and then reconnect with past straight lovers, it worked for me now I have two roommates
meowed on ig
When your friends are trying to pull you out of depression
Roommates are in the group chat talking about the concept of pop-up brothel stores where people can buy used clothing that came out of brothels so I thought I’d interject (:
RIP….
I’m literally moving in with both of my exes in six months
i one hundred per cent log onto this website and my brain disappears from my skull. i have no idea what i am saying or doing on here. if i look on my blog it appears to be entirely unfamiliar content curated by someone who happens to have very good taste
Me on the group chat with my two ex girlfriends who are now both moving in with me
When you come out as gay and three years later move in with both of your ex-girlfriends WIG
women really be cutting their hair to cope… And you know what it fucking helps
When I came out as gay my ex-girlfriend cut off 60% of her hair...actually...both of them did 😳🏳️🌈🙃
Francesca: here, smell the teas.
Me, smelling one: wow okay that smells like the warm grey carpet in the church I grew up in
Me, smelling another one: oh my word this smells like Sellwood in the fall
How do teas smell so much like memories? I’m?????
Francesca: here, smell the teas.
Me, smelling one: wow okay that smells like the warm grey carpet in the church I grew up in
Me, smelling another one: oh my word this smells like Sellwood in the fall
“There are some people you’ll never see again. At least, not in the same way”
— Iain Thomas (via glassbonespaperskin)
After I broke up with my first ex girlfriend we didn’t speak for 4 years. Now she’s going to be my new roommate in the spring :)
