Me: *walks into the kitchen to get myself a snack*
My mom, from the next room over,having thought about the fact that Ive been eating exclusively dairy and carbs and have had an upset stomach literally 24 hours a day every day both for the last two years and I told her yesterday that I’m almost positive I have a peanut allergy: “I think you might have an intolerance to dairy and grain...”
Me, carrying this out to my bedroom in the same breath as I‘m saying “yeah” to her:
#im a masochist#help#fuck#im screaming#trixie scream#AAHHHHHHH#food intolerance#mt stomach hurts All The Time#thats not actualy an exaggeration#catch the motherfucking tea on that#sacred texts#actual things my mom has said#me irl#me#alvarado#me drunk#i need food#i also hate myself#accurate#classicmattyboy#cheese#grain#peanuts