I love how he gave this bit at an autism benefit because it is also a heavy Autism Mood™
This is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen.
“Are you watching the road?”
“I am looking through the windshield.”
THAT IS THE BIGGEST MOOD
Conservatives be like “actually you cannot possibly imagine how much courage and strength it takes to be a homophobe in today’s world😔”
i learned that starbucks recycle bins don’t actually get recycled… they are sent to the dump (x)
Yep. I can attest to this 100%. It’s true. I’ve personally been told to throw both bags in the dumpster. That’s policy.
I just wanna go to the beach and watch the stars tonight.
Last time I did this I went to the hospital at 2am 100 miles from home and got 11 staples in my head after havinf a brain scan
You can experience some types of attractions without experiencing other types. You can experience attraction separately.
Gradually increasing dread each day I can’t find my floss and each night I forget to buy more.
Me with medications
This reads like a compilation of my tumblr text posts
What is it about like working retail or service industry that attracts us gays?
good at being fake happy
50% OF MY WORKPLACE IS LITERALLY LGBTQ+ I CAN CONFIRM
rick and morty is good actually but no one is allowed to say that because idiot dudebros ruined it for everyone
rick and morty had an episode that combined a political drama, an allegory for tensions between cops and racial minorities, a parody of the film stand by me, and a discussion of class uprising and actually made sense and tied into an earlier narrative but we can’t enjoy that because some entitled assholes took a joke too seriously and acted like jerks at mcdonalds
I was held hostage in my own home and drugged for a week by a guy who loved that show so that’s why I can’t watch it
Anyway she’s a Leo.
Anyways we been knew catch the motherFUCKIN TEA ON T H A T
