This is my ex-boyfriend’s dog ALFHDJHFJSJ

See when I first saw this I thought the subject was cumming. But I work for a retail corporation in America so I get it

John Mulaney, a true ADHD icon

I love how he gave this bit at an autism benefit because it is also a heavy Autism Mood™

This is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen.

“Are you watching the road?”

“I am looking through the windshield.”

THAT IS THE BIGGEST MOOD

Tumblr is like the Baudelaire children of websites : Being passed on from one terrible authority figure to another who always fail to address the real problems chasing it down all along

It’s also like the Baudelaire children because one third of tumblr users are babies who can and will bite anything

contrary to popular belief not everyone has an innate sense of internal gender or care to have one or seek a name for it, some people go their whole lives without questioning their occupation in one of two gender roles, but for some people, if pressed, they don't feel that internal sense of 'i am a woman' or 'i am a man', and in that case i feel the switch over to transgender vs cisgender relies on active identification of a gender other than the one they were assigned. if someone's like 'idk dude I just work here' then that's valid

#i would describe my gender as not exactly 'idk dude i just work here' #more like.....when someone assumes you work somewhere that you don't #but you know how to help them so you do it anyway #my gender is wearing a red shirt at a target

These are the best tags

My gender is working at Target but helping people when I’m off work because I’m still wearing the red shirt

kids these days with their favorite character as their lockscreens… when I was a youth you had to carefully arrange all your favorite anime pictures on a word document and print it out to carefully slip inside the plastic sleeve of your three ring binder

this just unlocked repressed memories in my brain

Holy fuck on a stick I forgot about this 0.o

A list of companies supporting Trump’s re-election is currently going viral. People are surprised.

here’s a site that shows anti-trump companies to support instead

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I ended up like this at my favorite bar once and I was asked to leave

when ppl try to start shit on your blog

Me remodeling my fucking house when my mom tells me the new kitchen shouldn’t have any fucking windows in it

babe, your behavior was...,. not iconic! we have no choice but to cancel you.. to death, babe.

Me when customers guests shoplift at Target

Tumblr culture is seeing an info post then seeing it a day later debunked and then seeing it a day later with the debunk debunked and then the next day the