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tattycoram
Cody: I never understood why people cared so much about their dumb little brothers until I got a dumb little brother myself. I've only had Rex for a day and a half but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself
#this is canon#omfg#commander cody
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mwolf0epsilon

How did Rex get his name?

5 year old CT-7567, running excitedly towards Cody the moment he sees him entering the CC cadet barracks: Cody! Cody! Fox gave me a name!!! Cody, surprised since Fox had initially opposed taking in '67: Really? That's great vod'ika! CT-7567, practically bouncing on the tips of his toes: Yeah! He said it means 'King' in a really old language used by ancient Jetii! He said it fit me because of two reason! Cody, curious: Those being? CT-7567, pausing to think: Well… He only said the one, not the second... But he said I had the makings of a great leader! Cody, a little suspicious: That's awfully kind of Fox. What did he name you then? CT-7567: My name is Rex! Cody, well aware that 'Rex' is a popular name for pet massiffs and dogs: Cody, looking towards Fox who has a shit eating grin: Cody, unwilling to shatter Rex's innocence well before time: … That's a great name Rex… Wear it with pride vod'ika… Rex, grinning from ear to ear: I will! -runs off happily to go tell his batchers- Cody, watching his little brother go: … Cody, looking back at Fox once Rex is gone: You motherfucker... Fox, cackling: I wasn't lying. He's got the makings of a great leader… Fox: It just so happens that he's also a little bitch that bites. Cody: Start running.
#prev tags#don't get him wrong fox loves his little brother#but fox also has a crude sense of humor that he enjoys tormenting his batchers and adopted ct brother with#rex very quickly realized what fox meant by two reasons behind his name he was innocent not dumb#he thought it was kinda funny and pretended he had no idea just to watch cody and co squirm a little#captain rex#commander cody#commander fox#omfg#this is canon
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bibannana

Cody *looking at Echo and Fives as they wander off*: Are you sure you want those two?

Rex *who hoped for the best*: Yep, how bad can they be?

Cody *can recognise the glint of stupid in their eyes*:.......Well good luck.

Rex *yet to witness their terror*: What do you mean good luck?

Cody *pats Rex on the back*: No take backs.

#omfg#this is canon#prev tags#little did rex know that they were terror#capable soldiers#but absolute terrors#always up to odd plans#do they work?#yes#but they are strange#commander cody#captain rex#arc trooper fives#arc trooper echo
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sleepystawbie

I think we all know that Fives is a tactical genius and highly intelligent, but I think we also all know he is an absolute disaster at everything else.

Things Fives has totally done:

  • Burned cereal
  • Fallen down every step of the Jedi Temple
  • Tripped over his kama
  • Called Rex ‘dad’
  • Called Anakin ‘dad’
  • Called Echo ‘dad’
  • Called Ahsoka ‘dad’
  • Cried after seeing a duckling on the holonet
  • Twerked so hard at 79’s he pulled a muscle in his butt
  • Tripped and spilled caf on Mace then cried
  • Went a whole day wearing his blacks back to front because he wouldn’t admit to Jesse he made a mistake
#this is canon#omfg
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