Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol
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- oh don't bother me I'm not here for the jazzy prison riot, I'm here to talk to my wife, Simon Pegg, through the surveillance camera
- Nicholas Angel looks like he could impersonate Lady Margot Fenring but the mask maker said no and died on him
- Jeremy Renner's dream come true: shouting at Tom Cruise
- Paula Patton doing the impossible: kicking ass in a mini pencil dress
- (this bullet point is specifically dedicated to the brain cell in me who pretends it's a DJ and who decided to play „Sandstorm“ by Darude)
- what we need is an explanation about at which point Benji underwent an aesthetic twink death DILF birth between this movie and Rogue Nation
- Bogdan and Ethan are actually shippable but so are Ethan and Sidorov. imagine your enemies to lovers
- The Impossibles [insert the swelling horns from the scene where Mr. Incredible found out about the deaths of his fellow supes]
- EVERYTHING IS BROKEN. THE GADGETS. THAT BITCH WHO KILLED MY COLLEAGUE THAT I KICKED OFF THE TALLEST TOWER IN THE WORLD. KURT HENDRICKS. ME (almost)
- Brad Bird seeks revenge on Pixar
- Paula Patton looks great in aquamarine actually
- “and I catch you” (Branji can I ship?)
- Brandt tries to be tough but ends up being a cinnamon roll
- Michael Giacchino's punny score saga, I lost count
- Pluto is still a planet to me, Benji!!
- how to straight flirt with a rich af bigwig who thinks every guy you hang out with is your bf
- the sweaty Brandt shot hits different when you survive a heat wave
- “oh I thought it was a bigger org but it's just two guys and one of them is a hopeless atomic sadboi”
- Benji confesses his love to Ethan and shares his condolences about Julia in the fucking Kremlin. from Russia with love
- “next time, I seduce the rich guy” oh Brandt don't you worry ;)
- the one true MVP here is the airbag in that BMW Ethan used to nosedive to Hendricks's nuke case
- Luther judging Ethan for saying MISSION: ACCOMPLISHED out loud is all of us
- Benji truly has autism and it shows. his mouth is his third hand. he's in missions because Ethan likes him back. he sometimes mantra-izes his words into something worth repeating. shaky but focused
- omg. Julia. alive. she knows. that her husband's new boyfriend is also a bit protective of her by extension
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