Zevran: Allow me! Locks are my specialty.

Zevran: *throws brick through window*

interesting dragon age party compositions or dynamics

“I fancy many things. I fancy things that are beautiful and things that are strong. I fancy things that are dangerous and exciting. Would you be offended if I said I fancied you?”  

You gotta hand it to Zevran, maybe he fails at assassination and lockpicking, but he fails right into your heart.

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Hey quick question for you guys! (: where the fuck do you live

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The Fwee Mawshes

Suddenly picturing the Warden-Commander trying to explain their recruiting choices to the Warden higher-ups

I just

Can you imagine?

“All right, let’s see who we’ve got here. One of your companions who helped you end the Blight, very good. A Dalish exiled mage? Odd choice, but she seems dedicated enough, if a bit bogged down by personal concerns. A member of the Legion of the Dead? Huh. I can’t believe that’s never been done. I… have no idea how they’ll take that, but maybe this will be good for relations. And uh… Rendon Howe’s son, really? Are you sure- he tried to kill you? And you - okay, no, we take all types. Then there’s - the… apostate mage who every templar in Ferelden hates? No, I mean - of course we recruit apostates and Circle mages, but you understand they specifically wanted to make an example of this one, and we’re already on thin ice with the Grand Cleric after everything with Alistair - all right, if you insist. Okay, last one- is that a possessed corpse????”

I like how everyone keeps reblogging this post with some variation of “and Oghren” like no guys, he was the first one I mentioned in this. He traveled with the Warden and helped end the Blight. He fought in the battle against the Archdemon.

He’s the respectable one.

dragon age player characters should be allowed to swim

like if mr. skyrim can swim while wearing full armor made out of rocks or whatever, my inquisitor dressed in light armor should be allowed to swim too instead of dying instantly if water level comes above his knees

Mr. Skyrim,,,,,,

yeah, him. mr. skyrim, the guy who screams at dragons and eats bees.

hearing ea might add microtransactions to Dragon Age 4

A Summary of Dragon Age: Awakening

me opening my Christmas presents (via misterzevran)

Finished a sketch from an old drunken doobles session. Wanted to color it but I’m too tired. -salutes- 

Bioware, MAKE THIS HAPPEN. 

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Mixing TES and DA 😍 two of my favorites. Will always love this!

that’s art by @isriana though, how about you at least credit her

With that note here’s my original post complete with a DeviantART link to anyone who might be interested

Dragon Age 2 where Varric tells the story of Hawke in the style of My Immortal. 

Hi my name is Marian Dark’ness Dementia Raven Hawke and I have short spiky ebony black hair and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m an apostate but I carry around a staff in broad daylight. I have pale white skin. I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly robes. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a metal chest-plate with a shelf on it with a single matching spiky gauntlet puldron and boots, a huge grey fur neckline and a ripped up butt flap. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Kirkwall. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of templars stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

zevran!