Dear developers of Fable III,
what do you mean my princess can’t marry Ben Finn and have his devilishly handsome babies? You introduce me this badass roguish soldier with perfect hair, and then you tell me that my options are limited to a pink-haired barber guy with crazy stache or some generic what’s-his-face-villager with a handful of different lines? Why would you do that to me?
…I haven’t been this upset since I realized no one in Skyrim’s Thieves Guild is romanceable by default.
I know, right? I mean. Ben Finn. BEN FINN. How does this even make sense. How is he not a marriage option. WHY DO THEY DO THIS? WHY? AND ELLIOT AND ELISE WHAT THE HECK
Indeed! D: I just can't get over the fact how perfect he would be. And damn that Elliot! Had I known that he's the only unique character you can actually marry I definitely wouldn't have let him sacrifice himself in the beginning of the game. *facedesk*