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“D, world destruction, Over & overture, N, do i need APOSTROPHE, T, need this torture?”
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i should probs make an intro cuz jeeeez ive been putting it off

anyways

HEY GUYS! my name is scott, i am a MINOR, i go by he/him, and i am a homestuck fan. i post mostly about homestuck and tmbg and my lovely homestuck ocs (if you wanna know about them send an ask and ill gladly answer! plsplsplsplspls ask me about my ocs)

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using a plural word as a singular pronoun for my friends is awesome. squad. chat. love you.

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so funny that humans imagined a creature that is like a human but bigger and called it a “giant”. that’s such an uncreative name. that’s just an adjective. “it’s a giant!” “a giant what?!” “a giant… um. yeah. giant.”

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people in the past probably heard loud shit outside and went “they might be giants”

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Anonymous asked:

why marty beller (more like. farty pooper) specifically? dan, danny, john, and john also have houses!

i feel like I don't give Marty Beller enough hateful attention. He is sitting at the table wondering "where is my hate" and that's kind of pathetic. He also may be the worse one since he kills people for fun. The two Dans wouldn't be fun to crash the horse into either because they get the least attention so they probably live in a house made purely out of wet cardboard. And I'm pretty sure the Johns live in a tour bus most of the time so that could cause the horse to die if it tried to bust through titanium walls (They have to make it that thick otherwise They'd get attacked)

and if you'd like a better insult than "farty pooper" (no offense) you could call him Marty Smeller. I never even thought of calling him Farty though so I think you are pretty intelligent anon.

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learning ways to magically transform people into jim henson style puppets (not just muppets. im talkin dark crystal and labyrinth) but they still have freewill so i can create a subspecies of cool ass puppets and then world peace will come about

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