i sit down to write and suddenly i am the most distracted human alive. the chair is uncomfortable. my coffee is too hot. my playlist isn't quite the vibe. i need to research what victorian houses smelled like in 1872 for exactly 45 minutes even though my story takes place in space. and yet the moment i'm trying to fall asleep? every single sentence i've ever needed just lines up perfectly in my brain like some kind of creative parade i'll never get back.
Finally made my own version of Beauty and the Beast. Combining all my favourite elements from different versions.
Together we’re unlimited…
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she’s sexy she’s a loser she’s the most cunning woman on the planet she sucks she’s drunk as shit she’s going to steal your girl she’s bad at dancing she’s going to destroy us all
You can’t just leave this in the tags bb
you're humming. Santa's cheating on Mrs Claus And you're humming. Santa's committing blatant adultery with an ingénue sugar baby w/ the voice of an angel Eartha Kitt. and you're SINGING ALONG
imagine simping for capitalism this badly
A Christmas Carol never even says that Scrooge gives up anything at all, or even somehow stops being super-rich. He just stops being a dick about it and starts using his wealth to help people. Scrooge isn’t even written as an indictment of rich people, since plenty others appear in the story and are presented as perfectly nice people. Scrooge is a miser. He doesn’t even use his money to help himself, which is called out as the reason he dies within the year. Learning to care for himself is just as much part of the Ghosts’ lessons as learning to care for other people.
how dare Charles Dickens, a man once sent to work in a factory at age 12 while his father was in debtors’ prison, inflict such Wokery upon us as “caring about the poor”
black mackerel tabby with low white spotting
Every sect, cult, creed, denomination all claimed to be the one true doctrine, and yet none seemed true when held under the microscope. So I wondered what else was out there. I promise you, the last thing I wanted to do was find the one true religion. But unfortunately, I did.
HERETIC (2024) dir. Scott Beck & Bryan Woods
Charles Dickens, from 'A Christmas Carol'
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 5.04 "Out of My Mind"
ok I'll reblog that
I've seen a few of this guy's videos and they're all so funny. This is probably my favorite one though.