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mccormcorp

Today's Fat Girl Rant

If I see ONE MORE teeny tiny fashion lady make a post titled something like:

“DIY UGLY THRIFTED CLOTHES INTO FASHIONABLE NEW OUTFITS”

And step one involves buying a plus sized garment from a thrift store when you yourself are a teeny tiny person? (“Buy something as big as you can find, for seam allowances”)

And step two involves tearing that garment asunder in order to “re-purpose” that garment into something “fashionable”?

SERIOUSLY??? Do you know how HARD it is for us to find clothes in our size?

Do you have any idea how RARE it is to find clothes to fit a big body in a NORMAL STORE, at any price??

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Do you understand that most plus sized women MAKE LESS MONEY than you and even if there were options at the mall for them, they couldn’t afford to shop there?

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That what might look like an “ugly sack that no one would wear anyway” might just FIT OUR BODIES, and I dunno? Actually look fine?

DON’T YOU REALIZE YOU COULD GO TO A STORE, AND JUST LIKE, BUY A NEW THING?? IN YOUR SIZE, AS EASY AS ANY FUCKING BREATHING?

And your fun DIY project is actually your way of exercising enormous privilege, LITERALLY TAKING THE CLOTHES FROM OFF OUR BACKS?

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OH YOU MEAN THIS NEVER OCCURRED TO YOU???

You just thought turning a muumuu into something “cool” would be a “fun challenge”?? You thought it’d be ok?

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Did it ever occur to you that some women NEED those fucking muumuus, in tact, thank you very fucking much?

NO OF COURSE YOU DIDN’T

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Enjoy your idiot craft dress. I hope you forget a pin and it stabs you right in the labia.

lmao let people enjoy things 

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dalishpariah

we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck

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mintzy

I worked in a restaurant for while and a woman climbed past an A board sign, ignored the sign on a the door saying the opening times and trotted on in. When told we were not open she asked why the door was unlocked. My manager explained that it has to be unlocked when people are in the building to comply with fire regulations. Which lead to my favourite exchange with a customer: Woman: But there are no people in here. Manager: Madam. The staff count as people. Woman: That’s ridiculous. *Storms out*

“The staff count as people” has me dead

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whitedusk2

ORANGINA オランジーナ 

hey quick question what the fuck? hey, just, just a real quick question, what the Fuck

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jasper-rolls

don’t act like you don’t know exactly what’s going on

fair point. let me amend my question: WHY the fuck

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peppapigvevo

how did this post miss the best 3 ones:

Those are absolutely the best three.

is France ok

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shameshack
I’m just giving y’all this because I actually go to school with the guy who asked the chick with Down syndrome to prom and I always wonder what he should say go this

“The dating market” come on are you gonna buy stocks in this, dude? what even

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shameshack

okay so i couldn’t find the post i had bookmarked of this because it was something diedgrips posted before he changed his url to adzhe and now the post is gone but i managed to find the video again under a very unfortunate title with an even more unfortunate description

this is still one of the best most american things i’ve ever seen in my life

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Statements that shouldn't be controversial but are because tumblr is fucked up:

“Pedophillia is bad”

“Skin color largely doesn’t determine how someone is as a person”

“Violence against people for political reasons is messed up”

“Terrorism, in any form, is never justified”

“Shoplifting is bad”

“Men and women deserve to be treated equally under the law”

“Abuse, no matter who the perpetrator is or who the victim is, is never justified”

“Racism is bad, no matter what race it’s against”

“You can be friends with someone of differing political views”

Sanity ain’t received kindly ‘round these parts 🖤blonde one

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Anonymous asked:

I just learned that there are people who believe in antinatalism. Basically it says that an individual is the only one who has the right to determine whether or not they should exist, NOT THEIR PARENTS, and that creating this person w/o that person's consent is bad, regardless of whether that life will be crappy or not. I feel like this probably exists on tumblr but i'd rather keep my brain cells intact.

youtube anti sjw tl;dr believes this

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but .... if no parents made the decision to have kids .... then no one would exist .... 

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shameshack
A professor at my college painted this and hung it up in the fine arts gallery.
I don’t even know…
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Anonymous asked:

i saw u rebooted from shakeshack ,, just to let you know they're busy destroying the universe and the passage of time currently ,, i mean yikes ,, !!

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Medieval European Girls In Fiction vs. History

Fiction: I hate sewing, it's so pointless and lame. My sisters and my mom are so stupid, I'm smart, I'm going to go ride my pony and learn how to use a sword. Rar, I'm fierce.
History: Without my needle, you would all be naked and dead. Excuse me, I have to go throw a party and negotiate a land deal.
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