babies be like i've been getting really into chewing my food lately

watching the entire internet pull a 180 and pretend like they didn't give a fuck about the tyson paul fight because jake paul didn't lose and embarrass himself is pretty funny people are so predictable

do the nae nae right now before you get a whoopin

i'm making chili and baked potatoes fuck w me

i haven't heard anything about jerma985 on this site for like a year. what happened? you guys used to all love that guy :(

a hot chick with huuuuge knockers named Credenza Cabinetessa

i might be moving in as my friend's grandpa's caretaker and i would have zero bills please zawg let it happen

S2 arcane hitting like crack after so long without a new show i give a fuck about

i fell asleep and accidentally let my bolognese simmer for like 9 hours instead of 4-5 and it still turned out great this cooking shit is easy

considering calling off work so i can cook the dinner i bought myself tonight instead of waiting for tomorrow cuz it takes like 4-5 hours 😔

i lost my wallet and was gonna WalterWhiteFallingToHisKneesInDespair.gif but it got turned in to the bus station and nothing was missing life is actually kinda sick sometimes