so i haven't read the books but i did read the Devil's Minion chapter and this part made me laugh out loud:

Actually autistic ppl: pls refer to us as “autistic people”

NTs: people with autism

Autistic person: no

NTs: people suffering with the condition of autism

Autistic person: still no

NTs:

‘LOCKED IN AUTISTIC BODY’ HKFHDGDGFD?????

NT’s necks are going to be locked between these autistic arms if they don’t stop doing this shit

If i was the teen they wrote that about i'd start throwing hands

Teen with autistic hands

*beating someone up* sorry i can't stop uwu these hands have a special interest and it's violence

possessed by a spirit of autism

IWTV - 1x06/1x07

THE BEEF THESE TWO FINNA HAVE OUUUU SEASON 2 IS BOUT TO BE MESSY AS HELL

I demand all book reviews be delivered in this general format

Why this got me boppin at my desk tho lol

“Red Fox And Magpie In Autumn” by Niko Pekonen

magpie: bet you can’t fit that whole thing in your mouth.

fox: watch me.

To all the people worried about the fox in the comments….he’s fine, just tripping balls. 😂

So the magpie is daring him to hit an entire blunt in 12 seconds. I getcha now.

Justice League Dark: Apokolips War (2020)

HE FUCKED KING SHARK?

The comments really are a gift that keeps on giving

IT GOT BETTER

For the record the director confirmed John bottomed

https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2020/05/07/justice-league-dark-apokolips-war-john-constantine-king-shark/

DC FINALLY understands what the fans want.

@unpretty

it’s DIRT

unmute for comically aggrieved farmer

reblogging for the second time because I still laugh uncontrollably. in my mind the cows are trying to be gracious about their strange gift. ‘yes we love it thank u’

@diseonfire future?

I know I literally  just reblogged this but I love this video so much it always makes me laugh because

1. “LADIES”

2. The very disappointed “Eclair…”

3. “WHAT?” (High pitched mooing in response)

4. The way they turn into Pleakley from Lilo and Stitch as they get progressively more frustrated

i’m trying to deliver a FUCKING HOE. godDAMNIT.

CC:

So the cows think that I’m delivering hay, and I’m to deliver a FUCKING HOE. godDAMNIT. Get away!! NO! Oh my god, figure it out. LADIES. It’s like a ZOMBIE MOVIE. I’m tryin to DIG! 

There’s not anything. STOP. What!? *mooing* There’s NOTHING! oh my gOD it’s the entire herd. 

Guys. GUYS IT’S DIRT. It’s DIRT! It’s dirt, it’s not hay! Go find the other gra– it’s DIRT!! You know it’s dirt!! Eclair >:( [I cannot puncutate that correctly without that face, ok.]

What. in. the. ab.so.lute. shit. are. you. doING!? What are you doin!? What’s that about!? It’s DIRT!

catholic pez

good work everyone

here's another quiz yall. find out which slightly problematic rock musician you are here.

the point of “gender is a social construct” isn’t that gender is meaningless, it’s that we should be allowed to decide what it means

Say yes to gender identity

Say no to gender roles

Gender identity is “you get to decide what your gender means”

Gender roles is “society gets to decide what your gender means, regardless of your feelings”