this is the way we afford our contraband this is the way we repurpose a shot glass this is the way we hide our contraband cause we’re badass !! cause we’re badass !! 😈
i luv them
happy birthday to the guy with the explosives ever
Do your own dirty work.
I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.
Guys do you have any personal hcs adding some bizarre things Kepler has done as one of his long story shorts?? I do and one of them is that he was on Broadway briefly doing a play. Who knows if that’s true but he says so
Serious HC: Kepler had to masquerade as an art appraiser and spent several months in a small town in Italy appraising art. He always spends half the time telling this story to focus on the delicious food and wine he had in Italy.
Joke HC: Kepler had to infiltrate a furry convention as part of a mission. To really blend in he demanded a commissioned fursuit. It was an electric blue wolf with cool scars on it.
me with the 2024 rolling stock:
it’s so damn good like they cookin with this album
lovelace wiping off hera's camera lens and afterwards she has to search "am i gay quiz" on the hephaestus archives
catboy Kepler the trilogy
I will poison all your happy thoughts
I will love you like the ashes in my cigarette box
And if you're fine with that
You can be mine
You’re in her dms
I’m sitting on her lap explaining wolf359’s episode 41 memoria. We are not the same
"he's like a woman to me!!!" not true because if he was a woman to you you wouldn't give a fuck about him
*watches amc interview with the vampire once*
*immediately makes si5 vampire au*
Eiffel and Minkowski deserve to sit down and watch movies together😭