let the european hunger games begin

Jamie-Lee Kriewitz - Berlin

Jamie-Lee Kriewitz? Den Namen, der wie ein sympathischer Zungenbrecher klingt, sollte man nach erfolgreicher Googlerecherche, vielleicht nicht unbedingt im Plattenspieler ganz vorne, aber durchaus auf dem Radar behalten. Denn Jamie-Lee vertritt Deutschland beim Eurovision Song Contest 2016 in…

https://www.musikblog.de/2016/04/jamie-lee-kriewitz-berlin/

i would follow georgian feminist goth queen into battle

Eurovision songs are either like “party hard bitch” or “you will die alone”

throwback to one of the best Eurovision songs of all time don’t even lie 

when your neighbour doesn’t give you 12 points

The 60th Eurovision is just over a month away

So its a good time for everyone to educate themselves on the best bits of the contest’s history before it returns

Like the most important winners ever

The Russian Grannies

Don’t forget that Eurovison is the reason ABBA became famous

Then there was the time Ukraine absolutely lost its mind

The time Ireland lost its mind to an even greater extent and entered a puppet turkey

Frankly choose any British entry from the least 15 years and you’ll see the United Kingdom lost its mind long ago

There were the Greek fishermen singing about whisky

The Romanian man affectionally dubbed ‘gay opera dracula’

Iceland once entered a song that should have been the most obnoxious thing ever but was actually really darn catchy

That Turkish ship

After this song flopped the Czech Republic never entered again (though they are returning this year!)

And France sung a song entirely about moustaches

But its not all insanity, there are actually some genuinely beautiful songs sometimes - like Norway’s Alexander Rybak and his violin

This slower, genuinely beautiful song from the Netherlands

And of course, there is the Queen of Europe herself

Eurovison everyone

Eurovision

Eurovision is in a few months.

Apologies in advance for blowing up your dashboards.

Signed, the Europeans.