tumblr polls have amplified the human need to vote on things. this place just became the roman senate

GET HIM BOYS

I have dumbs things to say

Well you’re in the right place

has this one been done yet

This website is filled with adult people too afraid to answer the phone, but who will boldly say things to other human people over the anonymous internet that would easily get their front teeth knocked out at any physical location. It's wild.

all the 9 to 5ers scrolling through tumblr at 7am like we're reading the morning paper. raising our coffee cups in greeting by reblogging each others posts.

Reblogging shitposts at 6am for you guys to see when you wake up:

dashboard is like a pond sometimes

lots of silly gooses

People on this website will really be like "I want the government to track people's medical data, legally force people to receive medical interventions they don't want, enforce curfews, confiscate civilian owned weapons, and censor speech that goes against the party line" and then call other people fascists for like. Having kind of an edgy sense of humor

blogging away again in tumblritaville

Seein' too many Twitter refugees asking if they'll get in trouble for saying "kill yourself" to people and while no, you're not gonna get nuked from orbit, that is maybe something you just shouldn't be doing in general perhaps?? Maybe telling people to kill themselves is bad actually?? Some of y'all are wild, why is the first thing you can think to ask on a new platform if you can send one of the worst kinds of harassment to people?? Grow tf up and learn how to use the block button. It'll do wonders for your mood, trust me.

What part of "it is unacceptable to tell another human being to kill themselves" is hard for you people to wrap your heads around?

the twitter migrants complaining about the way tumblr functions are so funny because they will say things like "you mean i have to FOLLOW people? i dont get posts spoon fed to me by an algorithm???" like yeah these are positives on an unrelated note is your attention span doing alright

Made a new poster! :)