Irreplaceable-Spark

I'm really excited to see Kamala Harris carry on Bidens' campaign promise of being absolutely incoherent.

Researchers came down with a bad case of ligma it would seem.

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“managing the study’s data collection caused significant personal distress, and time had to be taken off the project to heal from traumatic harm”

How fucking weak do you have to be?

How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral… _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

I enjoy this visual storytelling, while also feeling bad for the employees behind the story

— Terry Pratchett - Maskerade

George Orwell (1903-1950) English novelist. (via philosophicalconservatism)

See what I mean. It’s all propaganda. I’m sure they had this article planned for years, only waiting for a good time to spring it on the public.

This is where it all begins. They’re not going to start burning books this afternoon, but you get people to stop reading certain authors because of “colonialism” and start brainwashing people into accepting the narrative wholesale, people will be a lot more willing to burn books in the future.

Though at the rate we’re going we’ll probably have a book burning on July 4th, just for maximum wokeness.

The disconnect from reality is unbelievable. Most white bibliophiles do not read only white authors, and certainly do not intentionally seek out white authors. “An extension of your own voice on repeat?” EXCUSE me? What are these people talking about? On what planet does that make any sense whatsoever? Am I listening to my own voice on repeat when I read a book by an openly gay man from San Francisco, which I am not? When I read a book by a 40-something mom from Sydney which I am not? When I read a book by a Czech guy who grew up under Communist rule? No, I do not read exclusively white authors, and yes, I could give you some examples of nonwhite authors if you guessed, but there’s more to diversity than being nonwhite. Among the white authors I’ve read are people in different age groups, men and women, people with mental disorders and disabilities I don’t have, people who live in vastly different regions of my own country and different regions of the globe, people who have worked jobs completely different from anything I’ve ever done, people with different worldviews, and people from completely different socioeconomic backgrounds. Listening to my own voice on repeat? What utter MORONS.

This is Peak Obnoxious and Peak Condescending. Enough with telling everyone else what they have to read and watch and listen to and wear and post in order to prove they’re against racism. Oh, wait, it’ll never be enough when what you really care about is controlling people.

Critical thinking is just...not some people's forte, I guess.

Idiots.

#Winning