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Not Cool.
Went to open my boyfriend's window, and there was a black widow living in the sill! AHHH! That is not okay!
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Work is a three-ring circus today :/
Not only is the water shutoff, there is construction going on in the office! How am I supposed to get any work done?
Furthermore, Friday starts a four-day weekend. WHY AREN'T THEY WORKING WHEN NO ONE IS ON CAMPUS INSTEAD OF INCONVENIENCING EVERYBODY????????!!!!!!!!
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Without a “capitalist consciousness”, there is no “social consciousness”. A poor society cannot help the poor.
Gre Gutfeld, “NOT COOL” (via a-good-year)
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That’s the beauty of cool activism- no exaggeration is too overboard because outright lies and panic-stirring rhetoric only reflect the deep passion you have for the world.
Greg Gutfeld, “Not Cool” (via naughtyconservative)
"Hollywood's schizophrenia over guns is matched only by their attitude toward taxes. Ever wonder why they film in Vancouver so often? It ain't for the beaches, I can tell you."
-Greg Gutfeld, Not Cool: the Hipster Elite and their War on You
"You can credit Twitter for a lot of things, but one thing they nailed for sure: As a celebrity-moron revealer, it is second to none. Twitter is celebutard Luminal. It reminds us that no matter how rich and famous a celebrity becomes, their success never makes them smarter. As the bank account skyrockets, their IQ sinks like a doomed soufflé. And the beauty of it is that it's the celeb who's actually volunteering the proof of their idiocy."
-Greg Gutfeld, Not Cool: the Hipster Elite and their War on You
"The first step in dismantling America's greatness is dismantling the idea that America was and is great to begin with. Just referring to yourself as an American has become silly, an act relegated to trailer parks and country music stars."
Greg Gutfeld, Not Cool: the Hipster Elite and their War on You
My name is Erin and I am an American.
"Ah yes...provocative! Whenever something really stupid is performed in an effort to score cool points, it's described as provocative. In common sense language, it translate into annoying, and pointless, and academic, and usually harmful."
-Greg Gutfeld, Not Cool: the Hipster Elite and their War on You
"Celebrities argue against man-made stuff with their mouths, yet how ofter are their mouths the beneficiary of a man's heightened abilities to affect nature? Plastic bags: evil. Plastic surgery: good...If man-made things are so harmful, Meg Ryan's lips alone must be responsible for at least ten dead polar bears."
-Greg Gutfeld, Not Cool: the Hipster Elite and their War on You
"This is a country so screwed up, they put price controls on toilet paper. This poses quite a risk, since Chávez fans like Penn and Moore are so full of shit. They're Porta Potties on legs."
-Greg Gutfeld, Not Cool: the Hipster Elite and their War on You
Gutfeld is writing about about how when Hugo Chávez died, lots of liberal, American actors praised him and are completely oblivious to his totalitarianism.
"The beauty of progress is that it makes it easier for you to carve out a space to be nonproductive."
-Greg Gutfeld, Not Cool: the Hipster Elite and their War on You
Mike and Carol Crush the Feral
In this chapter of Not Cool, Gutfeld discusses the idea that young people venerate radicals. I have seen this a lot from my time living in California, where hippies by the dozen have Che Guevara on their t-shirts spewing to everyone that walks by he freed Cuba. And he is right! People don't think about the murders he committed; the firing squads he set up to annihilate anyone who spoke out against the new regime.
I personally agree with Gutfeld when he says that individuals who toot this philosophy should be forced to meet with the people who were affected by these "leaders" whom they venerate. Would they still feel like he was a "champion of human rights" if they were ordered to be executed? No! They would finally wake up and smell the coffee or the pile dead bodies which their own would shortly join.
Even one step further, they should be made to live there. If you firmly believe that the Venezuelan government is better than our own, by all means please go live there. I will even pay for you ticket. I think they would have a very different view point after experiencing toilet paper shortages and everything else.
"That's the secret Achilles' heel of the artificial of cool–it's unsustainable without constant ego gratification."
-Greg Gutfeld, Not Cool: the Hipster Elite and their War on You
"The more people care about something far, far away, the less they care about their immediate surroundings–or the people they annoy within those surroundings. It's always the roommate who's obsessed with saving the orangutans whose personal hygiene is similar to one."
-Greg Gutfeld, Not Cool: the Hipster Elite and Their War on You
Truest statement in this book so far. I can attest to this after living in Humboldt County for 5 years and visiting my sister in Berkeley for the past 4 years.
"If you want to see how the failures end up, look at any ex-girlfriend of a major rock singer. They now look like William Dafoe, on a good day. You avoid that reality by not making a habit of saying yes to bad ideas just because they are cool."
-Greg Gutfeld, Not Cool: The Hipster Elite and Their War on You