i had no fucking clue until yesterday that jeb bush’s name isn’t fucking jeb those are his initials. john ellis bush. yes just like fucking GOB/george oscar bluth on arrested development good fucking god
‘Jeb Bush’ is equivalent to ‘ATM machine’
when you reblog your own post because it didn’t get any notes
Jeb Bush Is Jimmy Kimmel’s Uber Driver At The Emmys
If the 2016 Presidential Candidates Had Beards (via cakeflourz)
Rand Paul looking ready for some blaze ops
This is the best one, you can all go home now
On the South Carolina Primary
Trump may have won, but tonight proved something that even he didn’t think would happen. He won only by 10%. Compared to what the polls have been saying, he did not wipe the floor with the other candidates, there is no landslide victory. In fact, he couldn’t not even get the 35% he won in New Hampshire. His numbers went down.
But what everyone should understand is that a vote for a lesser candidate it a vote for Trump. Every time you vote for Carson or Kasich, you are throwing away your party’s vote. Trump is not the candidate you want running on the Republican ticket, Trump is not the President you want running the greatest nation on Earth, and you most certainly don’t want Trump to know the codes to the nukes because God forbid he has a bad day. In short, Trump is nothing more than an overplayed Trump card whose joke candidacy stopped being funny 3 months ago.
Who should you being voting for? Marco Rubio. I know that for some reason people are still apprehensive about supporting him, but when it comes down to Trump vs. Clinton or Rubio vs. Clinton, be honest with yourself–who has the better chance of winning? The answer is Rubio. Oh, you can tell yourself Trump if it pleases your conscience, but the reality is Trump can’t be taken serious, and if he is the Republican candidate, we will be nothing more than a laughing stock for America and the rest of the world, and Clinton will win by a landslide. Rubio is the only candidate who can take down Clinton.
Now that Jeb Bush has dropped out of the race, Cruz and Kasich need to follow suit. Imagine if they had all dropped out and it was between Trump and Rubio. Trump would maybe shoot up to 40%, but Rubio would take 60%. Which would mean he received the delegates, he would be the candidate of the GOP. The rest of the Republican candidates should throw their support behind Rubio, suck up their pride, and actually think of the good of their nation and not just of their legacy.
BUSH DROPPED OUT
I’ll miss you Jeb, but let’s go Marco!
What better advice than to follow your own, Jeb? Please stop campaigning, nobody wants you as President.
Okay everyone in this video needs to be committed to an institution immediately.
If someone watched this who didn’t know who any of these candidates were, they would probably think this is a really badly written SNL skit.
Krauthammer: Christie’s ‘Suicide Attack’ on Rubio Helped Trump Win NH
But I notice it didn’t help Christie…
On the perception of “Robotic Candidates”
With the most recent debate, Christie has attempted to skewer Rubio saying he has the same 25 second speech, and that all he does is repeat the same speech. And the media has pounced on it. While it is true that Rubio and many other candidates do repeat themselves, unlike the other candidates Rubio does not deliver his speeches in the same cadence or order. Take Carly Fiorina for example–she delivers every answer in the same tone of voice, if she doesn’t have an answer for the question she goes back to one of her set talking points, and most of all as she repeats her answers her eyes move back and forth like she is reading a cue sheet. Carly is the epitome of the robotic candidate movement. But no one is calling Carly out because she is a nobody in this race unlike Marco.
In addition, when you are asked the same question a 100 times, of course you are going to produce the same answer because you want to hold to your convictions and not be a flip-flopper. Do you know why Ted Cruz and Donald Trump never repeat the same answer? Because depending on the day, they believe or espouse a different ideal and tout a contradictory position from the day before. Or if you are Trump you would rather just insult everyone and everything. But once again, Marco is the most dangerous candidate, and everybody wants to be in denial about Ted Cruz’s flip-flopping.
If these candidates were smart, they would focus their energy on the issues at hand rather than turning on themselves because one is more successful than the rest. They would attack the Democrats, point out their flaws and tell the people why they would be the best candidate to fix it. But because that means their flaws would also be exposed in the process, from Christie’s lackluster governor performance to Jeb’s wanting a Bush dynasty, they decide it is better to attack Rubio because it deflects off them.
Marco is the only candidate who consistently keeps to the issues, doesn’t attack his fellow candidates, and has the best record out of all of them. You can believe whatever you want, but I support Rubio 100%, and will continue to do so.
Thanks Jeb