Roommate drama

If I have to be the Mom of the house, then yes, I am going to act like the Mom of the house. If you don’t want to be told what to do, then God Dammit you are a fucking grown ass man and it is time you started acting like one. But since you persist on being nothing more than a wannabe rebellious teenage boy without a care in the world, than that is what you will be treated like. 

The bathroom gets mold in it if you leave the window closed after you shower. So if I have to tell you to open the window because I don’t like showering in a moldy cave, then yes I will repeatedly tell you to leave the window OPEN. Just because you tell me that you find me bossing you around “annoying” isn’t going to change the fact THAT YOU DIDN’T OPEN THE FUCKING WINDOW. I will be the most annoying person on Earth if that is what it takes so I don’t have to have a moldy bathroom. And it isn’t like your ass is in there scrubbing the mold away, it is mine you filthy son-of-a-swine.