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Irreplaceable-Spark

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"I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine."
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Deadpool 2 sucked.

The first couple trailers released were funny with Deadpool imitating Dirty Dancing and Bob Ross, but the movie was awful. None of his sarcastic zingers landed right and I really didn’t care if anyone lived or died. 

The best part of the movie was Domino with her luck sequence. It was just enough where you knew she was lucky but she was also highly skilled so her luck only enhanced her natural abilities. Although how she got to be a badass you have no idea since she grew up in an orphanage and I don’t think most orphanages offer mixed martial arts and weapons training.

The X-Men jokes are stale to say the least. The reference to Logan in the intro of the movie was good but other than that it was all crap. The Juggernaut is waisted in the film. He didn’t even say his best line “I’m the Juggernaut, bitch!” What good is he if he doesn’t say his line?! It’s like Bruce Willis not saying “Yippee ki-yay motherfucker.”

Anyways if you liked it than that’s your prerogative. I hated it and I don’t think anyone can change my mind.

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