how does it feel with my teeth in your heart

my best friends' cat is in need of an emergency biopsy to address an unknown medical problem. if anyone has the money to spare, please donate to bubby's campaign and share this fundraiser

here's our boy, we love him so so much and want him to have the best chances possible of a normal life

he even has lore!

He was cursed by a witch to be a kitty, he used to be a middle aged accountant but his ex wife Martha (who took the kids) had him cursed. He misses Martha. He loves being a cat though, the curse was to be a kitty with butt problems. He's a little homophobic but that's okay because he's a bit fruity. So it cancels it out. He promises.

nicknames: bub, bubba, bug, bugs,, bugs bunny, baby bug, bubba boy, bubby boy baby boy

Metalmark Moth (Saptha divitiosa), family Choreutidae, Philippines

photograph by Vliente Rey

true talent

THATS MY GIRLFRIEND’S SHOW @rachierae125

It is! I was the stage manager for the 2017 and 2018 seasons. And I adopted a little boy from the show as well (he’s not in this video, he was in the beginning of the show)

His name is LOGAN and he is a GENTLEMAN

my little baby kitten (12 years old) is in this video! She’s one of the black and white cats that jumps out of the bucket towards the end. Her name is Precious but we call her Chicken and she is living such a spoiled rotten retired life with her two annoying younger brothers and mamas.

Also above is my wifeeeeee and even though this show isn’t running anymore at Busch Gardens, it’s basically the reason my wife and I started dating so it means so much to me.

Logey passed unfortunately but he had the best life with us.

what the slay

she has been pickled for her crimes

The spirit of Mouse compelled me:

It’s crazy and fucked up that being yourself is actually the solution.

It’s like. When I was told to “just be yourself” as a kid I thought it was a passive thing. Like oh easy I just have to sit here and be myself. but the reason so many people think that “being yourself” is bullshit advice is because you actually have to make active choices to do this and it WILL make your life way more fun. You have to wear t-shirts of bands that were popular ten years ago because you like them. You have to do your hair in a way that you find cute or comfortable even if it’s “so nineties”. If your friend says a food you enjoy is gross to them, you can’t be afraid to admit you casually disagree. You have to do hobbies that you’re interested in even if you’re bad at them and you cant feel like you have to get good at something before you tell people it’s an activity you do. You have to read manga and comic books in public and get piercings your relatives think are unattractive. You don’t have to tell people you dislike that you dislike them, but you don’t have to give them your time and attention either. You have to rewatch that kids show you’re nostalgic for even if you’re in your 30s. You have to change your name if you hate it, even if only a few close friends can know. You have to get fun girly drinks at the bar. You have to order hot chocolate when you don’t like coffee and black coffee when you don’t like sweet things. I am still bad at practicing this but it is the only way to make it all tolerable.

The magpie who fishes stars

Catching Some Rays

Something no one tells you when you’re going through a tough time, is that even the smallest people will remember you. They’ll wonder why you haven’t bought food for your dog, where the pictures of your boyfriend went, or why their favourite cashier hasn’t been there for awhile. People notice you. People love you. Even if it’s for your jokes, even if it’s for your patience, even if it’s just seeing you around. People miss you. People love you. People care. 

I’m grateful for everyone who is still here today, no matter how hard it is. 

I still remember when I quit my old job at a McDonald’s, I was talking about how it was my last day, and had accidentally left the drive thru window open. The lady in the window overheard me and said “oh no, you’re quitting? I’ll miss you, you were always so nice!” And I almost sobbed. This random lady came through my drive thru enough to recognize me, enough to care that I was leaving, despite having barely had a single conversation other than what I had to say to do my job. People really do remember you, especially if you’re nice.

don’t let capitalism convince you that people are selfish loners. We are social creatures who have survived only because we are capable of great love.

One of these things is not like the others

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Depression comic

my best friends' cat is in need of an emergency biopsy to address an unknown medical problem. if anyone has the money to spare, please donate to bubby's campaign and share this fundraiser

here's our boy, we love him so so much and want him to have the best chances possible of a normal life

he even has lore!

He was cursed by a witch to be a kitty, he used to be a middle aged accountant but his ex wife Martha (who took the kids) had him cursed. He misses Martha. He loves being a cat though, the curse was to be a kitty with butt problems. He's a little homophobic but that's okay because he's a bit fruity. So it cancels it out. He promises.

nicknames: bub, bubba, bug, bugs,, bugs bunny, baby bug, bubba boy, bubby boy baby boy

Fun fact about Tobi: I have a blistering personal hatred for Alex Jones. Mostly because he was my mentally ill, brain damaged mother's (I'm not being cruel she literally has a hole in her brain from cancer) introduction to the world of conspiracy theories and alt right bullshit.

So for years, every now and then, I put a curse on him. Curses are fun because they let you feel like you're hurting someone without ever actually doing anything illegal that could conceivably harm them. My curse was in the form of a drawing- Anubis, the Egyptian god of death and judgment, as a jackal, eating the heart out of Jones' chest.

Today I wake up to the news that Jones' stupid fucking Infowars channel was bought by the Onion, who intends to gut it out and use its corpse as a puppet to mock the ignorance the channel once espoused as truth.

I'm not saying there is or is not a god. But I have a sneaking suspicion there might be an Anubis.

Drew another one to celebrate why not. Suffer and die you stupid motherfucker.

Oh nooo I hadn’t noticed that my cat’s automatic feeder was getting low on food so as usual she dashed off when she heard the machine start but I couldn’t hear the usual sound of her food falling into the bowl so I went to look and my poor cat was just. Sitting there. Staring at her empty food bowl. Then for a second she glanced up at me then right back to her bowl with the biggest, saddest, most bewildered eyes you could ever imagine on such a small creature. I filled her bowl and the machine right away ofc but I still feel a little guilty 😭

Quick artist’s rendition

the lovely woman who owned kabosu, the shiba known as doge, should get to take a point blank shot at elon musk with the doohickey that killed shinzo abe

kabosu’s owner pulling up outside the Department of Government Efficiency offices like

pic i took years ago while driving home from work past the scary snail playground. i stopped in the night and pointed my headlights at it