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50 hedgehogs in a trench coat

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read pinned post for everyone's benefit. if you're blocked it's bc you failed a vibe check
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hi im Ironic (Hills if we're friends). im an adult and i use he/they pronouns. i am the same age as the Sonic franchise and if that makes you uncomfortable please don't follow me. content may get a little not sfw or suggestive sometimes. i try my best to keep these posts tagged #not for kids. i'm not your dad. curate your own internet experience.

this is a sideblog, so you won't find me in your followers. if i reblog from you a lot i probably follow you. for personal reasons i don't make my main blog public.

if you don't like the content i produce, block me and move along. i portray characters in physical relationships as adults and assume the same from the content that i reblog.

more info below:

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Anonymous asked:

What was that about fruit having dead buds in them?

many species of fig need to be fertilized by way of a wasp crawling inside and dying. also fun fact figs aren't fruits they're weird fucked up flowers

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Do the cells in your teeth shed?

no all my teeth are made of pure uranium

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oh right this is a sonic blog uuhhhhhhhh spindash bounce pad uhm gay hedgehogs kissing. wheres that damn fourth chaos emerald

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i just think it's funny that nearly a decade ago i was like "wtf do you MEAN people wanna fuck the animatronics" and then i heard funtime freddy say "get ready for a surprIIIIIiiiiiise" in sister location and i said "yeah okay i get it" and THEN i heard glamrock freddy say "way to go, superstar!" in security breach and i said "MHM YEP I REALLY GET IT NOW"

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a lot of people think narcolepsy is just ‘being sleepy’ or even ‘being lazy’ but it’s so much more than that. symptoms of narcolepsy include:

  • extremely intense, vivid dreams/nightmares. narcolepsy is defined as a disorder in which most of, if not all of your sleep is REM sleep. this is what causes daytime sleepiness; your body is NOT RESTING CORRECTLY and is physically incapable of doing so. we have little, if any deep sleep.
  • sleep paralysis and hallucinations.
  • cataplexy, found in type 1 narcoleptics. cataplexy is very similar to a seizure, though it is not classified as one. episodes of cataplexy are usually (but not always) brought on by strong emotions, and cause you to lose control of different parts of your body, ranging from muscle limpness to full on collapse.
  • EDS, or excessive daytime sleepiness. often times, narcoleptics will suffer from something called a sleep attack, where they fall asleep uncontrollably. this can happen while working, driving, or doing hobbies.
  • increased risk of all cancers and other (yes, narcolepsy is suspected to be an autoimmune disease!) autoimmune diseases, as well as an increased rate of mental health issues. ADHD, diabetes, heart disease, and depression are often co-morbid with narcolepsy. tying in with this, we have an increased rate of suicide.
  • insomnia due to the nature of extremely fragmented and disrupted sleep. intense and vivid nightmares can often make WANTING to go to sleep difficult as well. pretty much any other sleep disorder can be co-morbid with narcolepsy.
  • decreased cognitive function. memory issues are common in people with narcolepsy; even a mild case of narcolepsy can be compared to going 48-72 hours without sleep in a normal person…except its every day.
  • extremely poor quality of life. [1] [2]
  • not a symptom, but it often takes narcoleptics several years to be diagnosed w this disability; it is EXTREMELY under-diagnosed, and testing and treatment are very expensive even with insurance.

there is no cure for narcolepsy, only treatments. the only treatments we currently have are various stimulants (adderall, modafinil, ritalin, etc) or just straight up GHB. many people cannot tolerate these medicines, making treatment even more difficult.

(keep in mind that i am writing this post from an american perspective; i know treatment is often more accessible in some ways in other countries, though i also know it can be worse/harder in different ways too.)

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so like

i know some of you are well aware of this but others may not be and im finally ready to say it out loud

i don't like antis. i don't like fandom police. im not a part of that demographic. maybe that's obvious to some people, maybe it isn't to others, maybe i'll lose friends and followers because of this. but ive been quiet on here for some time due to finding circles of fandom that don't make me feel like im gonna get my head bitten off if i (an autistic guy!) word something incorrectly or even THINK something that doesn't align with The Correct Opinion.

anyway, have a nice day!

#ironic.txt#rises from the dead to post controversy lmao
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