Everyone fails at who they are supposed to be, Thor. The measure of a person, of a hero, is how well they succeed at being who they are.

Avengers: Endgame (2019)

Original Avengers as Greek Mythological Figures

Avengers: Endgame (2019)

every avenger: this is my regular name and this is my Super Special Superhero name 

thor: my name Thor

#i swear i just blinked 

thor, encountering a roomba for the first time and being baffled but also wildly amused: what is this funny little ground disk and what does it do

peter parker: [completely deadpan] his names dj roomba and hes my only friend

thor, upset and concerned: but i am your friend, young parker…

peter: [voice cracking] i know, mr. thor

Infinity war review

Pros: Thor took Groot language as an elective

Cons: the marvel writing team are fucking cowards, only have Thor speaking english and the tree replying in groot, instead of letting that good big buff boy say “I am groot. I am groot? I am groot!” for eleven scenes. Let the man speak. He completed his coursework.

Thor and Loki trying to escape Sakaar Thor Ragnarok(2017)

In Love with these scene ***

k why is this gif the funniest shit i’ve ever seen it makes me feel like i’m entering another plane of reality

ok guys I haven’t been able to stop thinking about this gif since I saw it and I just need to unpack its various elements for a second:

1. the central tension of this scene, obviously, which is thor realizing jeff goldblum dicked down his kid brother 

2. the fact that jeff goldblum either apparently never learned how to wink OR is trying and failing to bat his eyelashes 

3. the way loki opens his mouth as if to try to explain himself to thor and then looks back at jeff goldblum and decides, nah, we’re good, there’s no coming back from this one 

4. the fact that whoever made this gif decided this scene wasn’t hysterical enough on its own and added dramatic telenovela zooms 

5. the combined effect of all of these elements being that not only can I not stop thinking about this gif but also I hear the kill bill siren whenever I look at it 

Also the fact that Thor and Loki are named as their characters, but Jeff Goldblum is Jeff Goldblum in every universe, fictional or otherwise.

In case anyone else was wondering, this scene does in fact exist on YouTube with the Kill Bill siren.

@transviolist

How are you just gonna drop the scene but not embed it for the masses to properly enjoy

like whats the average lifespan of an asgardian? like yeah thor is 1500 but what if thats just like 23 in human terms 

googled “asgardian lifespan” found this,

so if thor is currently 1500 years old (said in infinity war)

so thors current age times 3.4 would be the average lifespan of an asgardian

to change that to human terms the average lifespan of a human is about 80 so

lsdmkfgjdfjsd oh my God… 

thor really out here having the worst time of his life and hes like 23

thor ain’t special, we’re all out here having the worst time of our life at 23

so out of curiosity i went to loki’s wiki and looked up his age and it says he’s about 1052-1053 so i did the same math

then to change to human terms

LOKI WAS 16 THIS ENTIRE GODDAMN TIME

you say that like it doesn’t explain every goddamn thing about Loki

happy father’s day to thor odinson— who is the legal guardian of everyone that doesn’t have a father or the best relationship with their dad. he loves you and hopes you’re staying hydrated.