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Hi. I'm Lea. You might know me from things. I'm that fuzzy feeling that tickles your shoulders and runs down your spine when something you see or hear or feel or taste delights you.

I do a number of things! @irlactualvo @irlactualdm

If you have requests, send me an ask! I'll record some silly or serious audio for you or help you write things.

If you have larger projects with which you'd like my help, or for which you'd like to hire me, send me a dm!

If you just wanna talk or be friends, either of those things are also open to you! I feel love when I interact with you and I hope I can inspire you to feel the same.

You can help me do more of these things instead of the bummer day job I'm currently doing. I'm also working and saving for a move to a more hospitable environment. Somewhere being queer is just something about me that's neat rather than a cause for disdain or even violence against me.

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much better footage of the haka that shut down parliament today

@endless-demon thank you so much for asking! it's a little complicated but I think simplification does a disservice to the issue and is exactly what people like David Seymour rely on to spread lies about historical context and current consequences. I'm putting this in a reblog because it's long, and I'm putting it on this post because I'd rather this video be the one to get seen. as always I'm pakeha and also not an expert, so I'm very open to corrections on details but im confident of the broad strokes.

so when the English first arrived to build settlements in aotearoa, they formed a treaty with Māori (te Tiriti o Waitangi), the people already living there, that the English can govern their own settlements, as long as they allowed for continued māori sovereignty (tino rangatiratanga). there exist two versions of the text, English and te reo Māori, which do not perfectly match. after this, the English settlers began acquiring massive swathes of land by legally questionable means, and asserting absolute sovereignty over these areas. these culminated in the land wars, which then lead to massive land confiscation as a form of both political punishment and colonization. the end result is that now the crown own nearly all land in aotearoa and claim absolute sovereignty over it.

now, the Māori text does not claim sovereignty over the property that the crown recognizes Māori own. the text promises, among other things, self determination for Māori, which is essentially impossible under a westminster system of government because they are currently a demographic minority. it's only very recent in our history that the crown has acknowledged the legitimacy of the te reo Māori text, and even more recently that we began to actually implement any of its principles. one of the biggest ways the treaty is used in modern day is to guarantee Māori have an opportunity at the table for major national decisions (particular those of environmental significance), and to defer organizational power for Māori issues to Māori communities.

the treaty principles bill seeks to water down these promises by allowing these rights to all new zealanders, "democratising" the treaty and removing those guarantees that have been so hard fought for by Māori. but, more importantly, it seeks to seed division and racism within this country to gather more support for the ACT party who are sponsoring this bill.

this bill was part of the coalition agreement by our current 3 party right wing government. the national party agreed to sponsor this bill to first reading (allowing public submission on the bill) but no further. I personally believe, along with many others, that when the time comes to vote for the second reading the act party will threaten to pull out of the coalition if the bill is not passed again, and our prime minister will not have the strength of character to stand up to his deputy. regardless, the relationship between the crown and Māori has already been damaged, both by the simple introduction of the bill as well as all the changes our current government has implemented.

as Paul Goldsmith, Minister for Treaty Negotiations outlined in his speech during the bill, the National party believe that te Tiriti must be killed, not in a single action, but by a thousand cuts, like the removal of references to the treaty from our legislation and curriculums, and the disestablishment of agencies like the Māori Health Authority, cuts to Māori advisors to govt departments, removing māori seats from local government, etc.

there's so much more to this issue, like the centuries of abuse and mistreatment of Māori by the crown authorities, how this abuse is ongoing to Māori children and adults today in state care, how iwi voices are our last line of defence against environmental and ecological damage by industry, the unilateral natural of the treaty reparation settlement process... but this is why this protest was staged in parliament today.

(in fact, there is a much larger protest taking place nationwide, scheduled to arrive the day the bill was supposed to be introduced. the bill was in fact introduced a week earlier, in a move many suspect was done to prevent exactly this kind of protest.)

as far as I'm concerned though? I think te pāti Māori achieved exactly what they wanted by this protest. they forced the government to drop the mask of civility, and force the protestors out of the building. and they showed their supporters that their protests are working - they felt threatened enough by this that they lashed out, felt a need to retaliate by suspending hana-rawhiti maipi-clarke from the house for 24 hours. the coalition are getting nervous

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I hunger. Surely this is a transistory experience. Something liminal. It will pass as do all other things.

Hm. Is stoicism defeated in its conceit by mere biological function? The hungers persist in mockery of my stony face as it addresses their ravaging tenure.

Much to consider.

I am hereafter transitioning to a new school of thought. Stoicism is a failed concept that cannot even deal with simple needs like burger and pizza.

Surely hedonism will not lead me astray.

Suck it, Zeno of Citium.

On burger no. 30. Hedonism did not detail what to do when tummy hurt. Tummy hurt now. A failure of a lifestyle choice if ever I've seen one.

Much to consider.

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Compliment them. That person you think has their shit together and wouldn't need it or want to hear it. They do. They absolutely do. Their shit is dispersed. I promise you. It is a shambles.

I've had someone tell me to my face that they would compliment me, but for the fact that I already know this or that about myself. Huh???? No. Sorry.

No I don't. In my weaker moments I become an ungrateful mud monkey that has never once internalized a compliment

I adore being told you like me or something I've done. It sustains me, and in my weaker moments when I forget that life is good and happy, you might catch me before I fall.

You ever had someone catch you like that? You can do it too. The ones that catch you have been you in that moment before and know they will be again.

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fuck yeah

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HRT milestone at 30ish is when you have to spend five minutes deciphering whether that pain in your chest is a pulled muscle, health risk, or your tits growing again

It's the boob thing btw. If you even care. Ow.

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HRT milestone at 30ish is when you have to spend five minutes deciphering whether that pain in your chest is a pulled muscle, health risk, or your tits growing again

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So I’ve actually been sent several pictures of this giant penis riding around on the back of a truck but they’re all from a slightly different perspective, but all the street signs look the same so I like to imagine that they are all taken by frantic drivers reaching for their phones on the same day, the Day Big Dick Went For A Ride.

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