Lea Shepherd

It'd be a shame, a tragedy a truly awful thing if people were to . . . give that news station their feedback on her firing. Especially since this is pretty much a litmus test on how this whole country will treat any sort of criticism in the future.

Important addition: use a local city and zip code. Putting in local info will increase their chance to pay attention and not throw your comment out. News stations nowadays get hate from EVERYWHERE but they only care about the people in their immediate area because those are the people who boost their ratings.

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The reporters name was Sam Kuffel.

53215 is the most populated zip code of Milwaukee, (7%)

Mention not only you, but multiple family members tuning out of the program and switching to competition

I'm stealing as many Cheetos as is humanly possible from my break room before I quit.

My problem is that I love to play selesnya, but deep in my heart I know that I'm an izzet girl.

I have played exactly enough mtg to make this completely accurate and insightful joke about my personality.

Ima rephrase tho cuz I'm not actually in a lot of mtg circles.

My problem is that I try really hard to be kind and encourage growth, but I also really wanna run fucked up lil experiments on you for fun. Preferably while naked, but that's not necessary. Maybe we could also blow some shit up and diagram the aftermath.

And I think that's truly emblematic of the people in your life that try to be kind and encouraging and helpful.

Maybe repay that kindness in the future by offering gifts of molotov cocktails or your body strapped to an examination table.

Humanity is really all about sharing.

no one will come to save you but some will offer you their hand to hold when life gets tough and those are the ppl that matter

I wouldn't wear pants half as often If I were like 20% Moore confident

I wouldn't wear pants half as often If I were like 20% Moore confident

I wouldn't wear pants half as often If I were like 20% Moore confident

You need to start unironically loving stupid things again and maybe realize they're not so stupid afterall

big wii sports overlay that says Normal! whenever i do anything so i know im not insane

cropped overlay for your nefarious purposes:

"No one ever tries to flee capitalism."

Well, that was a lie.

That last quote took me out lmao

these parents really looked at their vagina fresh child and killed him on sight huh

When I first read this I was like hah cool he used the name from the random guy on twitt-oh fuck oh no

This took me an embarrassingly long time to get, I had to go to Twitter before it clicked and

I don’t usually say things like this, but:

Slay

Wholesome <3

Now THATS what I call character development

it's the fact that she "always wanted to" that really does it for me. proud of you, ma'am.

we all know that a Karen isn't a real person but a miserable simulacrum of conservative values of woman hood but it's crazy to wonder how many bad bitches are trapped in there