Ugh.
Current leader in the lifestyle of living in a timezone that is not his own: this guy.
Tired & not ready to sleep
The Office sentence meme
- ❝ I’m going to make this way harder than it needs to be. ❞
- ❝ Who says exactly what they’re thinking? What kind of game is that? ❞
- ❝ Speaking of funerals… why don’t you go ahead and die? ❞
- ❝ You took a life here today. You did. The life of the party. ❞
- ❝ Please don’t throw garbage at me. ❞
- ❝ Well, well, well… how the turn tables. ❞
- ❝ Just Do It. You were the “it” that I was just doing. ❞
- ❝ Decent people everywhere will get offended. ❞
- ❝ I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good. ❞
- ❝ Who am I? I’m [name], the business bitch. ❞
- ❝ Oh, speaking of time machines… I just got back from the future and I went to your funeral, and guess what? Nobody came. ❞
- ❝ I never smile if I can help it. ❞
- ❝ This is a dream I’ve been having since lunch, and I am not giving up on it now. ❞
- ❝ If you pray enough, you can change yourself into a cat person. ❞
- ❝ Occasionally, I will hit someone with my car. So sue me. ❞
- ❝ I really enjoy being judged. ❞
- ❝ Friends joke with one another. ‘Hey, you’re poor.’ ‘Hey, your momma’s dead.’ That’s what friends do. ❞
- ❝ I don’t talk trash, I talk smack. They’re totally different. ❞
- ❝ They’re trying to make me an escape goat. ❞
- ❝ If I don’t have some cake soon I might die. ❞
- ❝ Your mom, you gay nerd! ❞
- ❝ I don’t want to blame anyone in particular… I think everyone’s to blame. ❞
- ❝ Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it’s not like this compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised. ❞
- ❝ Is this a video conference you’re having with… “Drake” featuring “Swizz Beatz”? ❞
- ❝ Should have burned this place down when I had the chance. ❞
- ❝ Nobody does anything for me anymore unless I threaten to kill myself. ❞
- ❝ So everyone here knows pirate code? ❞
- ❝ Your internet searches were so filthy we had to throw out your computer. ❞
- ❝ I have the worst attitude of anyone here. ❞
- ❝ And I knew exactly what to do, but in a much more real sense I had no idea what to do. ❞
- ❝ What is so stupid about wanting to name a baby Usher? ❞
- ❝ I have a lot of questions. Number one: how dare you?! ❞
- ❝ You’re always saying there’s something wrong with society, but maybe it’s something wrong with you. ❞
- ❝ I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to just tune myself out. ❞
💜: how long might it take for my muse to say "i love you" for the first time?
Given all the cultural and personal reasons that keep him from expressing other emotions outside from constant worrying and anxiety, it would take a while - both because expressing that is difficult on its own but he would overthink the situation and the relationship until he’d feel like it was pointless to say anything or that it was wiser to at least wait till his companion expressed such feeling first.
That said, depending on his significant other, he might take a long time even after them saying i love you to his face to respond with the same words, since he’s rather cautious to not give his, erm, heart away immediately if he’s not sure how genuine the words are.
(Trust issues??? Trust issues.)
It might take a few weeks or longer from the other’s I love you for him to say it, although he might show it in a different way anyway since he’s not comfortable with words always.
💘: how does my muse act/react when they first realize that they had a crush on somebody?
“I do not deserve this suffering,” he would say and stare at nothing at all as the realization hit him.
Not really that, but nowadays his reaction would be:
“WHEN WILL I LEARN FROM MY MistaaAAAAAAkeEEEEeeeeSSSsssss???????”
That is to say, he does not react particularly well to that realization, no.
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send me a heart to learn something about my muse!
❤: does my muse consider themselves a romantic?
♡: how does my muse act, consciously and/or subconsciously, around people they are romantically interested in?
❥: what is my muse's ideal date?
ღ: how does my muse feel about displays of affection in public and/or in private?
💕: how does my muse express their feelings? do they do through small but meaningful gestures, or through bold declarations?
💘: how does my muse act/react when they first realize that they had a crush on somebody?
💝: what would my muse consider a "perfect gift"?
💓: how does my muse feel about physical intimacy?
💌: how would my muse go about confessing to someone they liked? would they do it indirectly or directly, or maybe not at all?
💟: what are three traits that my muse looks for in a partner?
💙: how would my muse handle seeing their object of affection falling in love with someone else?
💚: how does my muse feel about love? about falling in love? about being in love?
💜: how long might it take for my muse to say "i love you" for the first time?
💛: does my muse believe in love-at-first-sight? in soulmates? in fate?
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The same old Irie Shouichi. Some things never changed, as they shouldn’t. “I see! It’s a good thing this is demonic interaction, then, wouldn’t you say?” How Mukuro had been doing? Haha, well…maybe don’t.
“If this is a demonic interaction, should I fear for my soul? I have read enough manga to know where this is going.”
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Of course. Now relax and don’t worry about a thing. Let me dote upon you. <3
You truly are too kind, but if you insist...
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“How have you been doing, Irie Shouichi? If I’m correct, it’s been quite the while since I’ve seen your likes in daylight.”
Contemplating an answer that wouldn’t be an Angsty Teenager answer took some moments. “Well, a bit of a rollercoaster here and there, but nothing as bad as computers on fire due to a rice diet, no. I’ve been kept plenty busy and human interaction kinda didn’t work out in the middle of all that... Do I dare to ask how you’ve been?“
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In a world full of demons and devils, there has to be angels to balance it out. That aside, have some chocolate wafer sticks.
Haven’t had those in a while, actually. A good timing.
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“Isn’t it? I can share it with you if you like, it’s very informative.” Or amusing.
Poor Shou-chan.
“No need. Spanner has probably shared it with me on one social media or another.” Because friendship meant suffering together, or something.
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Elena will provide for your sugary needs in this time of woe and distress.
So, angels really do exist!
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“Rather, I read it in an article. A Shinto woman put a piece of rice into her computer tower whenever she woke it.” Ye of little faith, ze wouldn’t do that again! Mukuro’s too creative to repeat torments.
Well, he wouldn’t put it past Mukuro to use that pre-conceived impression to zir advantage. “A grave mistake on her part, no matter the intention.”
lalucedivongola replied to your post: Got a bad feeling about everything in general, but...
-gives him sweets to cope-
The sugar is greatly needed, thank you.
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“...Intentionally setting other people’s computers on fire, then?"
Got a bad feeling about everything in general, but especially now.