I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson. Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.

This is never not funny

i LOVE star war!!! PEW PEW, light saver! dark vader and luke skyscraper and obi 1 cannoli and r2b2 and 3pco and tobbaca.  i love star trek.

every time anyone refers to Romeo & Juliet ad the ‘greatest love story ever told’ my eyes roll so far back into my head that they meet in the back of my skull, fall in love, and then cause the death of 6 people

rudolph the blood orange nosed reindeer

i find my cosmic insignificance reassuring

the stars don’t fucking care who i am or what i do

i owe the universe nothing

i exist on my own terms

#the galaxy dont care that u messed up the thing that one time

#when existentialism becomes comforting rather than horrifying

" Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all, those who are way too emotionally invested in glee to stop watching it. "

before I came on this website I considered putting somebody in handcuffs to be the kinkiest thing I’d ever heard of but now let me tell you a thing

i’m quite amused by david tennant to be honest. besides the fact that he’s a brilliant actor and a gorgeous man, he’s also a hotter woman than me i mean

holy flying fuck

i can only handle so much socializing until i get tired and start getting irritated towards everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself in my room and go on the computer

literally want to be rich for the clothes 

urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions

mrv3000:

Time to count, children!

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 WAR 9 10 11 12

It’s funny because everyone knows what it means

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 WAR 9 10 TENTOO 11 12 

there i fixed it