merlin you fucking liar we all know that you only own two shirts and that most certainly isn't one of them

Merlin: no, this IS mine!

Gwen: hey, isn't that one of Arthur's old clothes that you said you were going to fix -

Merlin: *covering her mouth with his hand* that is MINE! I washed it because I've been sleeping in it for months! Arthur is going to wear it and then it'll reek, and then I'll have to wash it again, obviously, I'll steal another one sleep in my normal clothes tonight.

Arthur: ...

hi there merlin fandom :)

Arthur: Why are you smiling?

Merlin: What? Can't I smile for no reason?

Gwen: Mordred just tripped and fell down the stairs