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Andrew and Neil are mirrors when it comes to Crime and Exy

Andrew's gifted at Exy and is a rookie with potential at Crime

Neil's gifted at Crime and is a rookie with potential at Exy

And as I've said in another post before, let's look at Colombia as an example

It was a weird plan to start with, first of all cracker dust isn't truth serum it's just something to make Neil feel buzzed.

So maybe Andrew's plan is to interrogate Neil while high so it's easier to catch him in a lie, which is a decent plan except he fumbles the plan so hard when he leaves Neil alone with Aaron and Nicky.

According to the EC Andrew got so hot and bothered by Neils new outfit that he needed to blow off steam with Roland for a minute. But he really should have been focused cause Aaron and Nicky have dusted and drank, they are both more high and intoxicated than even Neil is, not the best people to put in charge at that moment and the instructions Andrew gives them are not clear.

Aaron clearly doesn't care about this plan. Nickys behavior was extremely reprehensible for sure. But I do wonder, was Nicky expected to give Neil more dust, and if so, how? Either Nicky acted on his own with giving Neil more or Andrew expected him to dose Neil with more drugs but it's totally up to Nicky how that happens (and Nickys choice of mouth to mouth was NOT OK, the EC confirms that Andrew never knew that Nicky kissed Neil).

Like Andrew, my dude, so far, this is poor delegation and supervision. Aaron wasn't gonna let this plan ruin his weekend 🤣

Doing this at a crowded club even one where he knows the staff might have seemed like a good idea in Andrew's mind but clearly that belief betrayed him too cause Neil was able to bribe a busboy to knock him out and Neil could have asked one of the patrons to do it if the busboy hadn't. And it's not as if the situation couldn't have taken a worse turn if any of the patrons turned out to be dangerous and happy to take advantage of a drugged, unsupervised teenager. Andrew did not have full control of the territory here. there were too many unpredictable variables.

Then, instead of being there in the morning when Neil wakes up and is groggy and prime for another attempt at interrogation, ANDREW LEAVES HIM WITH AARON AND NICKY AGAIN. And even with both of them now cold sober Nickys feeling remorseful, Aaron is still largely indifferent, and Neil clocks this and bails, knowing that they won't bother checking in on him anytime soon and are as per usual fine letting him out of their sight.

This gives Neil a NICE LONG WINDOW to come up with a plausible lie.

Meanwhile, Andrew is now on everyone's shit list and (assuming Neil was a Moriyama mole) made Neil a sweet bullied baby boy the whole team wants to protect from the mean boys. IF Neil was a mole, Andrew could not have made things easier for him cause any suspicion will be deemed Andrew being a bully and Wymack made it very clear that he is done with anymore of this, he didn't even want to leave Andrew alone with Neil.

My question is, why didn't Andrew use the binder? Remember when Neil leaves his room while Matt was out picking up the girls from the airport and while Neil went to get the safe, Andrew broke in to his room and looked through his stuff and found the binder. Then he put it back, folded Neil's clothes in a way that would alert him to someone riflling through his things. Nora answered a fan question on tumblr that the way Andrew folded the tags was to let himself be caught on purpose and gauge how paranoid Neil really was. To what end, I dont know.

Why give Neil that advantage? He could have questioned him without letting Neil know he went through his stuff. So Neil could be blindsided and be less likely to come up with a good lie?

Also

Why didn't he take the binder?

First he could use it to ensure Neil's good behavior, he could threaten to burn it if Neil doesn't talk and given that Neil needed time to come up with his cover story, this would have forced him to be more truthful as he would have had to lie on the spot which is easier to catch.

Given the illegal shit in that binder it's not like Neil could have told anyone that Andrew took it or go to any authorities about it.

He can't run away without it either. He would have been completely at Andrew's mercy.

And if Andrew needed to justify his actions, he only needed to show the team and Wymack Neil's stalker journal to make them all suspicious of Neil and get them on side with his actions.

But he didn't do that.

And I'd like to think that Neil lectured Andrew about this and about him being too trusting of other people when pulling crimes, picking more reliable allies and locations, not losing track of the goal cause you're horny, and being more ruthless.

The same way Andrew gave Neil that amazing insight about the way he plays Exy.

Just sharing knowledge and expertise with each other.

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How cute would it be if Andrew notices Neil getting all blushy and flustered when Andrew blocks impossible shots and just goes above and beyond as a goalie.

So he actually starts doing it on purpose when Neil's around just to get that reaction (and ego stroke and Neil pampering him after as a reward for being the best goalie ever, he pampers Andrew anyway but Andrew being great at Exy gets some favourable reactions from him and Andrew likes that). Everyone's thrilled cause Andrew is not only trying but actually playing at an insane level (even if it's just to make his boyfriend swoon).

The downside is if Neil has to miss practice, Andrew practically sits in the goal and sulks uncaring.

At one point Andrew actually broke Exy records during a game. He will probably enter the exy hall of fame for how he defended the goal that night.

Why?

Cause a few weeks before the game Kevin showed them highlights from the other team and Neil went on and on about how amazing their goalie was, he meant nothing by it other than one player showing respect for another players game.

And Andrew said nothing but went very still. Then that night humiliated the whole team, but especially that asshat goalie who can't hold a candle to him. Mission accomplished Neil barely remembered the other dudes name too busy fawning and fanboying over the way Andrew played.

Kevin is conflicted cause yes Andrew is trying but as Kevin's best friend can Andrew not turn his moms sport into a werid sex thing with Neil?

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Based on the EC and canon, Neil isn't the jealous type. He gets along with Roland fine. And I don't think he'd notice or care if anyone hit on Andrew unless it was making Andrew feel uncomfortable, and even then, he'd respect Andrew wanting to handle the situation himself, he trusts Andrew completely.

I'd like to think that although Neil isn't the jealous boyfriend type, he is ABSOLUTELY a crazy jealous best friend

If Matt starts spending more time with Aaron (cause they are roommates now) Neil would get angry, and act even more bitchier towards Aaron who would either roll his eyes over Neil's immaturity or be just as immature and rub it in by posting pics of he and Matt having movie nights and Neil scrolls through the pics with a feverish rage that makes Kevin and Andrew shake their heads with exasperation.

Aaron tags them #backlinerbuddies

Neil is already insecure about being a friend, especially with a social butterfly like Matt. What if Matt thinks that Aaron is a more fun and interesting friend than he is? 🥺

Meanwhile, Aaron finds he likes Matt a lot, dudes solid, and they have a lot in common as former addicts whose parents got them addicted, they are both backliners and they are both total simps for their girlfriends. Also Matt's mom is super cool and Aaron likes her a lot.

Neil internally screeches with fury while clinging to Matt's arm, while throwing hateful glances at a smug Aaron who deliberately makes an inside joke with Matt. Neil checks Aaron into a wall when practice resumes even though he doesn't have the ball.

Andrew and Dan are very amused

Boyd is clueless about it

Neil finds out that Aaron and Matt are planning a double date with Kate and Dan and he shamelessly crashes it. Andrew refused to be involved with this new low, so Neil drags a super confused Kevin to the triple date (Neil lied and told him they were going out for smoothies).

I feel like Neil should be allowed to be a hot mess now that he's not being hunted anymore.

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hc that neil grew up subsisting on 78% shitty gas station coffee and his taste buds are burned to shit and back. this man would drink gasoline if you told him it came with caffeine. the foxes make a game of seeing what horrors they can slip into his coffee that he'll still drink. coffee with garlic powder. coffee with orange juice. someone sneaks a splash of mouthwash in a cup of coffee once and neil drinks it without flinching.

one time theyre out for a big team lunch and andrew pushes a coffee in front of neil and he drinks it, frowns briefly, then keeps talking to kevin, periodically sipping his coffee, frowning vaguely and carrying on. dan is eyeing the group suspiciously, trying to guess who has slipped what in neils coffee when andrew catches her eye and very, very quietly pushes a bottle of soy sauce away from his plate.

dan snorts so hard she almost chokes on her dumplings. and she'll never be able to prove it, but she swears that for a half second andrews face did something that almost looked like smiling.

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reading the sunshine court truly made me realize just how unbelievably fucking insane the foxes were as a team/family unit.

like wdym your coach is your star players father and didn’t know? wdym multiple people on your team have killed people??? how do multiple people on your team have mafia connections??

usc could hardly believe the ravens intentionally injured jean while the foxes were used to the ravens regularly using vandalism, kidnapping, torture, psychological warfare, and murder against their team

usc talks out their interpersonal team problems while the foxes blackmail eachother into joint therapy until they break a bros before hoes pact

the trojans have no-touch jerseys for practice while the foxes were getting punched, stabbed, choked, and suffering major bodily harm at the hands of another teammate at any given moment in the series

jeremy makes sure jean doesn’t meet the team all at once to not overwhelm him while andrew has a habit of quite literally breaking in the new members in columbia

the trojans tiptoed around and almost didn’t believe kevin’s hand injury while one of neil’s first conversations w the man is yelling “fuck you cripple, you’re a dead weight has been” in french in front of half the team

jeremy avoids cops while neil forces fbi agents to wait for him to finish eating, proceeds to blatantly lie to their faces, and then fucks off

usc would’ve thrown the semi finals match if jean hadn’t survived but seth fucking DIED and kevin and neil were only worried about how it’d affect the line up

jeremy gets furious when he finds out about grayson while neil fucking orders a hit out on him right in front of jean on a napkin over lunch

i was surprised by how hard the trojans were taking things until i remembered the foxes were just grade a crazy

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NO, but I don't think people understand. Can you imagine that first game after the news breaks about The Butcher of Baltimore and Jean's parents' arrest? Murder? Disappearance? (I don't know how the Yakuza plans to handle it)?!?!

Like people are gonna realise that the Raven turned Trojan backliner they cheered for was the son of some French criminal dons and the unhinged Fox striker that they watched all last year play with Kevin Day and have a public feud with Riko and who was insane on Kathy Ferdinands show was actually the son of a notorious killer/criminal kingpin who kidnapped him after a game and tortured him and then he went on to beat Riko, upsetting the Ravens winning streak, helping to make Exy history and then Riko tried to kill him on live TV?

Add Rikos' death, Kevins cryptic comments, and the Ravens' concerning and troubling behavior post TKM.

Like the sports fans and the true crime fans are gonna be fed for years on this. The Foxes and the Trojans will be inundated with press requests and the sales for tickets will sell out in seconds (great for the charities that the percentage of tickets sales go to thanks to Dan and Renee).

Also, how desperate do you think Kathy is to get Neil back on her show knowing what she knows now? The clips of the initial interview would go viral after the news broke, and it was probably already viral to start, given the drama between Riko, Kevin, and Neil.

Like the public would only know half of the true story and its still memeable, social media phenomenon levels of insanity.

Thank goodness Jean and Neil are equipped with emotional support blondes. Also Kevin.

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See the difference is, the Foxes know Neil's deer in the headlights "... I have friends?" wide eyes and his "I don't understand your pop culture references nor any non-emergency reason to text people" confused frown while people like the Feds and Jean know his "I will cause migraines and shed blood bc I'm a multitasker" nonchalance and his "I got it from my dad" shit eating grin

And THATS the source of his utter mischaracterization

But either way he's a feral lil trash raccoon, he's just wearing different hats sometimes

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Rereading tsc and then aftg and truly STRUCK by the power of Neil. How much they all needed him. He pulled the Foxes together. He stood up to Riko. He connected Jean and Renee. He believed that Kevin was better. He refused to sign to the ravens. He negotiated with Ichirou Moriyama for Kevin and Jean. HE looked at Andrew and loved what he saw. The strength of that man's back....

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Matt, a bit tipsy: Omg are you a criminal?

Neil: yeah

Matt: ... I was going to say "because it should be illegal to be that cute" but now I'm curious

Neil: identity theft, assault and battery, arson...

Matt: wait wha-

Neil: ...first degree murder, second degree murder, framing...

Matt: how do you even-

Neil: ...illegal crossing of diplomatic borders, lying under oath, assault with deathly weapon...

Matt, in tears: I'm begging you to stop

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I'm having an amazing time picturing Neil at the sunshine court instead of Jean. like the probbing questions, the unrelenting demand for explanations and getting down to their feelings, Neil would have run Day One. and obviously Jean on the Foxes would have been a complete disaster.

the difference between Jean and Neil is that Jean is a stray dog who needs attention and love and Neil is a feral cat that will only stay around if u pretend to ignore him

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i saw this post by @ionlydrinkhotwater and naturally couldn't stop the visuals (again)

imagine the foxes & ravens having like a meetup discussion and one of them goes "oh andrew, neil, you should bring your cats!!" and jeremy being like "oh that's so amazing i'll get my dog as well!!" and everyone agreeing like Oh Yeah Cool!! and not figuring out why jean is pinching the bridge of his nose and looking annoyed as shit after hearing this, then writing it off as him being his grumpy self. but then the day of the meetup cat dads neil and andrew show up with a cat on their shoulders/cradled in their arms and on the other hand jeremy is sauntering in with an honest to God cardboard cutout golden retriever and -ignoring the bewildered look on Literally Everyone's Faces- going "hey guys!! this is my dog Barkbarb von Barkenstein, you can call him Barkbark or Mister B in short—" YOU CANNOT TELL ME HE WOULDN'T

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