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Matt, a bit tipsy: Omg are you a criminal?
Neil: yeah
Matt: ... I was going to say "because it should be illegal to be that cute" but now I'm curious
Neil: identity theft, assault and battery, arson...
Matt: wait wha-
Neil: ...first degree murder, second degree murder, framing...
Matt: how do you even-
Neil: ...illegal crossing of diplomatic borders, lying under oath, assault with deathly weapon...
Matt, in tears: I'm begging you to stop
#andrew: *mentally preparing their wedding*#aftg#all for the game#the foxhole court#neil josten#matt boyd#the foxes#i love these assholes#andreil#neil josten the legend that you are#to be honest Neil would look them all dead in the eye and say with unsettling certainty: “I've never done anything wrong in my whole life”#consumate liar