outer  banks  /  bloopers

A continuation of this meme ( x ). Enjoy and feel free to make any changes !

• “*puts up middle finger*”
• “Watch your fucking mouth.”
• “I can’t fucking stand you!”
• “You wanna fucking fight?”
• “I fucking told you so.”
• “[text] F [text] U [text] C [text] K [text] YOU!!!”
• “Come here, fucker, and let me break your neck.”
• “Try that shit again and you’ll see what fucking happens.”
• “♪ I’m gonna fucking kill youuuu~ ♫♪”
• “Because I fucking said so, that’s why.”
• “Well, guess what? I went to the store to buy some fucks to give but they were ALL OUT.”

• “I’m…I’m fucking in love with you.” / “I fucking adore you.”
• “I’ve never wanted anything so fucking badly.”
• “Hold my fucking hand.”
• “I’m not crying, you dumb fuck.” / “Fuck, now I’m crying.”
• “Maybe I have fucking feelings too, motherfucker.”
• “Fuck what everyone else thinks.”
• “Honestly…fuck emotions.”
• “I’m not o-fucking-kay, all right?”
• “The world isn’t all fucking unicorns and rainbows.”
• “I’m the unluckiest motherfucker I know.” / “You’re the unluckiest motherfucker I know.”
• “You look…fuckin’ worn out.”
• “I’m just ready for a fucking change.”
• “F-fuck–my hands are shaking-”
• “Those eyes get me every fucking time.”
• “I–I’m trying my best! Fuck.”

• “Don’t fucking touch me.”
• “Is your name Oedipus? Because you’re one hell of a motherfucker.”
• “Fuck you AND your mom.”
• “Get fucked, asshole.”
• “Oh, what’s this? *pulls middle finger out of pocket*”
• “I wrote a haiku: ‘Fuck you and fuck you. / Fuck all of you damn bastards. / You’re pieces of shit.’“

• “Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.”
• “What happened was fucked up.”
• “I don’t know. I don’t fucking know…”
• “What the fuck was that?”
• “What I’d do for a motherfuckin’ drink/smoke/etc. right now…”
• “Let’s get fucking wasted.”
• “Fuck the police.”
• “There’s no way out of this fucking mess.”
• “Fuck…”
• “Watch your fucking language in front of my kid, dammit.”
• “So…are you down to fuck?”
• “Middle fingers up if you don’t give a fuck.”
• “Let’s fucking do this.”
• “Just fuck me up.”
• “I do NOT say ‘fuck’ that much.”