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they sacked my fucking fiefdom. it's so over. i'll never be able to afford the king's taxes. i don't have a single fucking asset to my name except *winks shyly* my special sex ability🫣
unlock powerful new heroes to ATTACK my pussy!!!
The Red Knight by Ami Thompson
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the meek when they inherit the earth
While the Onion buying InfoWars is indeed extremely funny, very few of the posts I've seen commenting on the sale have mentioned that the families of the Sandy Hook victims apparently agreed to voluntarily reduce their lawsuit payout as part of a deal to ensure that the Onion would acquire InfoWars wholesale, rather than having the company broken up and auctioned off piecemeal, as the latter course could potentially have allowed some of those pieces to end up back in the hands of Alex Jones' cronies.
Like, yes, it is in fact very funny that InfoWars is now a wholly owned subsidiary of Clickhole, but the real props go out to the Sandy Hook families who saw the opportunity and willingly gave up the additional millions of dollars that could have been realised by stripping InfoWars for parts in order to make that happen.
i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf
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Me: a shame my beloved mutual did not reblog my post, though I am placated by the favor of this sexual stranger
You tell your cowgirl gf you want to bring toys into the bedroom and she brings out a handsaw, a vaguely rake-like implement, and two semispheroidal objects with handles
please support this interracial french gay couple and their 20 kids
“le couple homosexuel interracial français milieu a vingt enfants” en fait c’est une erreur statistique. georgs d'enfants, qui habite dans une cave et adopte dix mille enfants chaque jour, est une donnée aberrante et il faudrait pas l’avoir compté
I don’t even speak French and I know what that paragraph says
“georgs d'enfants” how does it feel to be the funniest person here
no comment...
The yearly curse has lifted
everyone on replies is terrified of this fact but i just think it's so sweet and heartwarming. she's holding our hand and leading us somewhere secret and we're both giggling like kids. i love her
Technically towards the black hole in the middle of the milky way but the sun'll be dead by then and we gona have a solar system to get there
No???? We don't move towards the black hole, we are orbiting the center of the galaxy, and there is a black hole there. we are not fucking going towards the black hole. The black hole has NEGLIGIBLE effect on the solar system, it's only a mass of about 4 million solar masses, and it's smaller than the orbit of Mercury. The galaxy itself is 1.5 TRILLION solar masses. We are not going toward the black hole jfc
Yea that didnt sound as cool tho and i enjoy spreading disinformation
You know what, I can respect it
people who haven’t transitioned claiming that its too easy to transition are fucking stupid
“i’ve never owned a bike, ridden a bike, or even seen one in person, but i think bike riding is too easy and we should put spike strips on all bike lanes”
This is an actual thing I've seen cagers say though
what do people who lock their penises in cages have to do with anything?
what
doesn’t “cager” mean someone who is into cock cages?
Cager means carbrained fuckwits who think they own the whole road because they're pavement princesses who never learned to share
no i don’t think so
happy Mother’s Day to these two queens
It's so cool that potions are real and we can just buy them at actual stores. It's also really cool that we figured out how to dehydrate and shape them so that they be measured in perfectly even doses. Like wow I got a migraine about to knock me out? Eat Potion of Migraine Pain Relief (acetaminophen)!
you may enjoy my ibupotion!
OH THIS SLAPS SO HARD AHGKDFHJKSDGHSKAHJKG
