oh so when I make a post about wanting to fuck coach mcguirk it does numbers but when I do the same about musclegut bill dauterive its crickets. I see how it is. Fake pathetic men fans when a real pathetic man comes at them
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it could be smaller #DarkSizeQueen
I have no dog in the race because I literally couldnt give a shit if someone smoked weed around me but the smoking weed at concerts discourse is so funny because the point of "hey its a little discourteous to do it around people that dont smoke" isnt like inherently unreasonable but people on this site decided to skip that and go straight to being cops so the whole argument is ruined
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oh my god
dont you hateee when you have to wash your battle jacket to get rid of the smell of weed. i fantasize about calling the cops on you btw and only dont do so because my queer housemates would judge me if i did. i just want to make sure you know that, that i think you should consider yourself lucky that i dont enforce the posthumous will of Ronald Reagan and call a terror force on you for recreational drug use simply because i dislike the smell. i just want to make sure you know how much i really really want to do that. but remember anyone can be punk youre all so hecking valid!
can I be so honest and vulnerable with you all right now
seeing this episode when I was like 15 helped me figure some shit out
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Officially licensed 1997 Super Mario 64 Wing Mario plush.
While the plush appears regular from most angles, looking at it in such a way that Mario's head is angled up reveals that while he is not meant to have a mouth (it is intended to be hidden by the mustache), a large seam connecting his face to the rest of his head makes him appear to have an extremely large, puppet-like mouth.
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I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A CUTE PICTURE WITH MY GARDEVOIR AND OGERPON
person with their blog title set as "be trans do crimes" but they have the paid tumblr checkmark badges and are paying to blaze a post like this site isnt staffed by virulent transphobes
I feel like the white glenn howerton
currently thinking about the Smokey Bear cartoon made by Rankin/Bass and Toei Animation that apart from four episodes is locked in the library of congress and is lost media
modifying my dick so my piss comes out with the velocity and force of a railgun
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*aladdin holding his big belly* genie, i wish everybody had a big belly
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CAn i see your lala or your yumyum?
"why are you focusing on this instead of class disparity" the fact they're trying to very publicly pin a high profile murder on someone based on extremely little and suspiciously obtained/handled evidence all for the purpose of setting an example IS class disparity you dumb fuck, and everyone inadvertently helping that by talking like he's 100% the guy is a bad thing
if you're too dumb to get that me saying "he's probably someone they set up as a fall guy" is just me putting forth the possibility because there's literally no concrete evidence, and the evidence they claim to have has been handled extremely suspiciously (even being given to fucking hbo instead of his defense team), and that because of that we should not be acting like it's a foregone conclusion that he did it, you should simply not engage with my posts. Focus on passing the 5th grade or whatever instead.
"I'm smarter than you because I blindly accept the extremely suspicious claims and actions of people with extremely clear ulterior motives" - Many people on this Web Site
you type like you're a fan of hamilton I dont give a fuck what you got to say