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What your Skyrim Race says about you
High Elf: You Want Benedict Cumberbatch to do unspeakable things to you.
Nord: You Probably supported Gamergate
Khajiit: You're a fucking furry and probably had a crush on Kovu growing up.
Breton: You're really boring. Like, super boring.
Redguard: You would be boring but you have a thing for pretty swords so that makes you not boring.
Wood Elf: You have a Lord of the Rings fetish.
Argonian: You're pissed you can't actually play as a dragon.
Dark Elf: You're edgy and have seriously debated about wearing a trench coat.
Reblog with what you would tell your 13-year-old self in the tags.
#sup mate#everyone's here saying super deep shit#just don't be a racist dickweed????#and stop buying naruto comics#you can read them online for free#actually no do keep buying them#god knows you're not gonna spend the money on anything useful#OH#BUY COLDSNAP CARDS WHILE THEY'RE STILL BEING MADE#YOU'LL REGRET NOT HAVING DONE SO#good news is you'll be hot#bad news is you'll still be a lazy fucking bastard#also you're gonna get over every crush you have in like a few hours???#for the next nine years and counting#so have fun being lonely#cherish your friends cause they're gonna be with you til the end