written by Jim Zub art by Sean Izaakse, Netho Diaz, Victor Nava, & Java Tartaglia

• “Why do we always play drinking games with a guy twice our size?”
• “The greatest? I heard you couldn’t even rescue a cow from a burning barn.”
• “Let’s keep things civil, friend. We’re not looking for trouble.”
• “La, da, da, my lady’s rose I will pluck.  My love, it’s time for us to–”
• “Does this mean we’re officially banned from every tavern in town?”
• “We’ve got no money, no place to live and fսck all for prospects.”
• “I mean, if protecting carts from swindlers and killing goblins for gold isn’t getting us anywhere, I don’t know, maybe… maybe we could try doing some good this time?”
• “Have you ever thought maybe we’re not really meant to do this?”
• “Honestly, why are we even together?”
• “This is our purpose. Fighting for justice, for glory, protecting the kingdom and stuff. And most importantly… Lots of money!”
• “Yeah, yeah, nobility and heroism is fine and all, but we’re in this for the money.”
• “I suggest we run. Right now!”
• “Fuck that! We fight!”
• “Uh, I mean I’m not gonna lie, I’m terrified out of my mind. But I’m in.”
• “I wouldn’t say “kill,” really. We’re still kind of working on that part.”
• “Please, with the way that man dotes on you, I’m sure you can work something out.”
• “You have entered a realm of mystery, of magic, of marvel.”
• “If we survive this… I owe you dinner.”
• “Really? ‘Cause they told me you have “dick for brains,” which doesn’t seem possible.”
• “You’ve been lucky so far, but you have no idea what you have gotten yourself into.”
• “Those are pretty. But also… ominous.”
• “I must say, I’m impressed. To tell you the truth, I was certain you would die… But it seems some vermin are harder to kill than others.”
• “I would like to… rage!”
• “Huh. You know, you’re a lot smarter than we give you credit for.”
• “Oh, how I’ve missed respectability.”
• “I never agreed to this stupid game.”
• “I’m simply suggesting you could all benefit from some well-practiced restraint.”
• “I say you just walk over, say hello to break the ice, then punch them in the face.”
• “You got a sword. Oh, that’s cute.”
• “No! I had them! And you let them slip away.”
• “You fool… Now your soul is forfeit.”
• “I know we have a lot to talk about, but I’m not turning into a vampire, am I?”
• “I wasn’t aware that you were owed information about my past.”
• “When your past comes to kill us, I’d say we deserve a heads-up.”
• “Hey, I don’t take orders from you, asshole.”
• “Oh. Well, do you think they’re mad at you? I mean, maybe… maybe you should just say sorry.”
• “I don’t get to go home until I prove myself worthy. Which might not happen, so…”
• “I’m just saying, I know you think you’re alone. That we don’t know what you’re going through. But you don’t have to be.”
• “But there’s a world of difference between your struggle and mine. Whether you succeed or fail, your family is still alive.”
• “Everybody up! Creepy shit incoming!”
• “You intend to stop those that did this? Then go. Give them hell.”
• “Oh, but… what if I need you?”
• “You can always talk to me. Even if I’m not around, you’ll feel me there with you.”
• “Ugh. I don’t want to know. No, that’s a lie. I absolutely want to know. What’s this all about?”
• “We kind of pissed off a vampire.”
• “Oh, is that what you’re doing? I thought you were practicing your resting bitch face.”
• “And for the record, I have a magnificent bitch face.”
• “Oh. Thank God. ‘Cause what I was picturing was, like… whoa.”
• “Yeah, no worries. You’ll probably get your shit together eventually.”
• “But I know you. I know you care about others. That’s what makes a great leader.”
• “Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no, no. Shh! Shh! Shh, quiet. Quiet. Go to sleep.”
• “Violence doesn’t burn away the clouds. It only makes more smoke.”
• “It’s you. Oh, but you’re not the same. ____, what have you become?”
• “I am what they made me.”
• “I do hope you and I can engage in a stimulating conversation. Because you’ll find the alternative to be most disagreeable.”
• “You think too much. All we got to do is… kill everyone and leave.”
• “Those were bad ideas and you should feel bad.”
• “Some folks you kill 'cause you’re ordered to. Them I killed 'cause I wanted to.”
• “Let me say, you were the one I was least looking forward to.”
• “I will have my vengeance and no one will stand in my way!”

• “Pray you never wake to find reality knocking at your door.”
• “Oh, I swear, if you turn that thing on any of us again, I will not hesitate. I will kill you.”
• “Hate to burst your bubble, but we can’t just stomp through the front door.”
• “I am not cute. I mean, I am. Extremely. But not like you mean it.”
• “You’re always saying I’m annoying. Well, let me be annoying!”
• “And, ___, try not to get yourself killed.”
• “I was dead yesterday, remember? Can only improve from here.”
• “You’re weak. You’re small. And in this world, that means you lose.”
• “If you harm them, I will end you. Let them go and we can discuss a future where you’re still breathing.”
• “Oh… you seem to think this is a negotiation.”
• “This will teach you not to shoot my friends!”
• “I realize it’s a long shot, but… any chance for a private lesson?”
• “And you. You look like you need killing.”
• “We trusted you… We would’ve done anything you asked. And you betrayed us when we needed you most.”
• “You’re the face I saw when murder entered my heart.”
• “Running away was never my strong suit.”
• “The flames will burn away your falsehoods and reveal the truth.”
• “We do not choose. We walk down a path.”
• “I just got done being a big bad hero, and I’m down for a little ugly bumpin’.”
• “Of course it’s zombies. Yeah. Because fսck me, that’s why.”
• “In case I wasn’t clear before, the undead freak me out.”
• “We get it. You’re smart. Just do something!”
• “Hey. You… you know I’m in love with you, right?”
• “Uh… Wait. What?! Now?! I mean, this is, like, the worst time!”
• “We must accelerate our plans. They’ve left us no choice.”
• “Congratulations. Your name isn’t on my list.”
• “Don’t play dumb. It won’t end well for you.”
• “And here I thought you were the intelligent one.”
• “Your concerns are appreciated, truly. But we must press forward.”
• “At the moment, you are the luckiest person in the world. ‘Cause you’re at the bottom of my list.”
• “Well, I had things I needed to figure out. And once I did… Let’s just say I know who I am now.”
• “Stop! If you value your lives, you’ll let my ___ go!”
• “Maybe they’re gone. But the people in this room, we’re not. We will never abandon you.”
• “If you’re lucky, you’ve earned another hour of life.”
• “Let any who would stop us shatter against what we have built.”
• “I’m afraid you overestimate my willingness in this endeavor.”
• “I’ve no time for your weakness. There is work to be done.”
• “I know you’re there. And holy shit do I need your help.”
• “Don’t ever do that to me again. I was ready to kill you just now.”
• “No. I know what you’re doing. Don’t try and seduce me.”
• “If I don’t know where I’m swinging, then neither will you.”
• “Real men hug!”
• “I broke the world for us…”
• “You can do this. We’re right behind you. Plus, the whole world is at stake, so try not to fսck up.”
• “I’ll see you suffer for what you have taken from me!”
• “I know you’re in there… Darling, take off the mask…”
• “Which is more powerful, the desire for revenge or the ability to forgive?”
• “I was only gonna chop him a little…”
• “Yes, hate feels good. It drowns the pain. I’ve seen how easily it consumes you.”
• “So, that was the most fucked-up thing I’ve ever seen…”
• “How fitting. Even in your moment of triumph, you still managed to fall short.”
• “Losing one’s family is a wound that cannot be mended.”
• “Besides, you need to get punched in the face now and then… to know you’re alive.”
• “There is foresight in friendship.”

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